T shirt slogans

frannybee · Mar 30, 2003

I cannot read your mind for those days when pts fail to tell you they are in agony until their bellies get there, then they start whining that 'the nurse hasn't given me anything for pain', or the one that forgets to mention that he's allergic to penicillin/aspirin/elastoplast until after it's prescribed and prepared for administration.

I only have two hands for the pts who can see your arms are full of urine-soaked sheets yet still choose just that moment to ask you to fluff their pillows.

Helori · Mar 30, 2003

I actually saw this t-shirt for sale and should have bought it because I haven't even seen it again.

"Do you want to speack to the DOCTOR in charge or the NURSE who knows what's going on?"

As you can see I liked it so much (and have found it to be so true) I had to use it for my signature too.

Heather

ladyjane · Mar 30, 2003

Here to save your butt, not kiss it. should have bought it.

l.rae · Mar 30, 2003

I See Dumb People

HazeK · Mar 30, 2003

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Originally posted by ladyjane
Here to save your butt, not kiss it.

I want this on all our uniforms!!

baseline · Mar 31, 2003

I saw a nurse today in the ED with feet walking up the back of her legs and back. I just howled.

CraftyLPN · Mar 31, 2003

DO AS I SAY AND NOONE GETS HURT.

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Shamrock, BSN, RN · Mar 31, 2003

In dog years, I'm dead.

ERNurse752, RN · Mar 31, 2003

How about,

"Busting ours to save yours?"

NursieRN · Mar 31, 2003

Somebody bought me one that said "Lie flat on your back, and do what the nice nurse tells you to do"