T shirt slogans

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If we were allowed to wear a T-shirt with a slogan on what would you choose? Some days (especially after working in ED) I favor...

I am NOT

A) A waitress

B) Your personal slave

C) A magician

"DIY - helps me, helps you"

"I may be a nurse but I'm still only human"

"Supernurse - able to leap high bedpans in a single bound"

"Be nice - we can be friends or enemas"

"Please and thank-you get you soooo much more!"

frannybee

267 Posts

I cannot read your mind for those days when pts fail to tell you they are in agony until their bellies get there, then they start whining that 'the nurse hasn't given me anything for pain', or the one that forgets to mention that he's allergic to penicillin/aspirin/elastoplast until after it's prescribed and prepared for administration.

I only have two hands for the pts who can see your arms are full of urine-soaked sheets yet still choose just that moment to ask you to fluff their pillows.

Helori

51 Posts

Specializes in Cardiac Care.

I actually saw this t-shirt for sale and should have bought it because I haven't even seen it again.

"Do you want to speack to the DOCTOR in charge or the NURSE who knows what's going on?"

As you can see I liked it so much (and have found it to be so true) I had to use it for my signature too.

Heather

ladyjane

27 Posts

Here to save your butt, not kiss it. should have bought it.

l.rae

772 Posts

I See Dumb People

HazeK

350 Posts

Quote
Originally posted by ladyjane

Here to save your butt, not kiss it.

I want this on all our uniforms!!

baseline

581 Posts

I saw a nurse today in the ED with feet walking up the back of her legs and back. I just howled.

CraftyLPN

258 Posts

DO AS I SAY AND NOONE GETS HURT.

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In dog years, I'm dead.

ERNurse752, RN

1,323 Posts

How about,

"Busting ours to save yours?"

:D

NursieRN

61 Posts

Somebody bought me one that said "Lie flat on your back, and do what the nice nurse tells you to do"

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