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You need the straight dope! Try http://www.straightdope.com Their motto is "Fighting Ignorance Since 1977. It's Taking Longer Than We Thought." Plus, it's a fun site, too.
And then there is the other big chewing gum question posed by Lonnie Donegan
DOES YOUR CHEWING GUM LOSE ITS FLAVOUR ON THE BEDPOST OVERNIGHT ?
Oh me oh my oh you
Whatever shall I do?
Hallelujah, the question is peculiar
I'd give a lot of dough
If only I could know
The answer to my question
Is it yes or is it no?
CHORUS:
Does your chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight?
If your mother says don't chew it, do you swallow it in spite?
Can you catch it on your tonsils, can you heave it left and right?
Does your chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight?
Here comes a blushing bride
The groom is by her side
Up to the altar, just as steady as Gibraltar
The groom has got the ring
And it's such a pretty thing
But as he slips it on her finger
The choir begins to sing:
CHORUS
Now the nation rise as one
To send their wanted son
Up to the White House, yes, the nation's only White House
To voice their discontent
Unto the Pres-I-dent
The bonny burning question, What has swept this continent?
SPOKEN: If tin whistles are made of tin, what do they make fog horns
out of?
(2nd Voice: Boom! Boom!)
CHORUS
On the bedpost overnight
(2nd Voice: Hello there, I love you and the one who holds you tight!)
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sat'day night!
On the bedpost overnight
(2nd Voice: A dollar is a dollar and a dime is a dime!)
He'd sing another chorus but he hasn't got the time!
On the bedpost overnight, yeah!
Based on the 1924 original by Ernest Hare & Billy Jones "Does The Spearmint Lose its Flavor
On The Bedpost Overnight?
(Bloom / Breuer / Rose)
Lonnie Donegan - 1958
:chuckle I heard that it stays in your system for 7 years.....but thats just what I've heard :rotfl:
That was our favorite too. Boy, stays in your system for seven years. Think of the possibilities - people? What a time released pill that could be. Valium 10 mg. PO Disp: 3, Directions; Take one pill by mouth every seven years. Refills 0.
EvilJen
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What really happens? when your younger youre told, or I was anyway, that it sticks your bones together so I was just wondering if it did have any adverse affects?