Story about Dave...

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STORY ABOUT DAVE

Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.

"Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, starts to rub herself all over him and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"

Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Dave tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book.

The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real b*tch tonight, Dave."

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

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Too funny!!!!!!:chuckle

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Specializes in ICU, CM, Geriatrics, Management.

Hahahahahahaha!

:p

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And here I thought that this story was going to be about ME :)

Dave, the real one.

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Originally posted by MD Terminator

And here I thought that this story was going to be about ME :)

Dave, the real one.

welllllllllllll.............. WAS it ??? :D

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Originally posted by MD Terminator

And here I thought that this story was going to be about ME :)

Dave, the real one.

I think it is! :eek: :D :p

JK babe! ;)

Kacy

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:D Hehehehehehe! It probably is, but he doesn't want to really confess. And then along came Jnette, and LET THE CAT OUT OF THE BAG!:rotfl: :rotfl:
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Specializes in NICU, L&D, OB, Home Health, Management.

:eek:

Dave,

I always knew you were naughty . . .

:roll

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I've only been on this board for a few months and here ya'll know ME so WELL!

I didn't know it was THAT obvious!

Dave, who swears this story ISN'T about him!

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You mean you're going into denial Dave?:nono: Na na. Come on now. Fess up and get it over with. Poor wifey.:D

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Originally posted by Frances LeMay

Poor wifey.:D

Poor wifey?? :eek: Poor US! :p

LOL, I still think it IS about him! ;) :D

Kacy

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Specializes in Geriatrics, LTC.

Apparently Dave has been a very bad boy! :eek: :chuckle

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