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We see posts that discuss the problems men face with garnering respect in nursing, and then we occassionally see posts that bash men in general. Men use the allnurses.com board, too. People come here not just for friendly chat, but also because it's a professional resource & offers support.
How would you feel if someone posted jokes or stereotypes that bashed women? It may be seen as humorous to a few or even many, but that doesn't make it appropriate or compassionate. I don't think the argument that nurses are "mostly women" makes it correct. These kinds of jokes hurt people.
And I didn't mean to stir controversy or make anyone feel bad -- I just think we need to realize that we have a greater impact on other people than we realize, even though we're all anonymous & the board has a huge social component.
men strike back!!! lol!!!
men strike back!!!
how many men does it take to open a beer?
none. it should be opened when she brings it.
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why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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why do women have smaller feet than men?
it's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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how do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
when she starts a sentence with "a man once told me..."
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how do you fix a woman's watch?
you don't. there is a clock on the oven.
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why do men fart more than women?
because women can't shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.
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if your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
the dog, of course. he'll shut up once you let him in.
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what's worse than a male chauvinist pig?
a woman who won't do what she's told.
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i married a miss right.
i just didn't know her first name was always.
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scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
it's called a wedding cake.
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why do men die before their wives?
they want to.
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women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.
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in the beginning, god created the earth and rested.
then god created man and rested.
then god created woman.
since then, neither god nor man has rested.
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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: omg... how did i miss this? :rotfl: :rotfl:
personally, i see humour.. a lot of humour in our human state of affairs.
and i make it a point to look for the humour. we have become way too pc, imho. it's always refreshing and eye opening to take a close look at ourselves and to be able to laugh at ourselves. i'm the first to poke fun and laugh at myself..
i agree.. we need to chill .. and enjoy life and human nature with all it's funny little quirks. :)
SmilingBluEyes
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rofl a woman after my own heart, Tom. I knew I liked you for some reason....now I know. It's cause you were smart enough to marry a redhead! :rotfl: