Red At The Bus Stop

[FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I]

In a crowded New York City bus stop, a beautiful young woman

who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt. As the bus

stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was

too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of

the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver,

she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this

would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again, she tried to make the

step only to discover she still couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed,

she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for

the second time attempted the step, and, once again, much to her chagrin,

she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went

ballistic and turned to the would-be good Samaritan and yelled, "How dare

you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"

The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would

agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda

figured we was friends."

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[nekhismom]

cute. He must have been pretty close to her for that to happen.

[suzy253, RN]

:rotfl: :rotfl: How funny! Thanks for bringing me a smile this early in the a.m.!

[teeituptom, BSN, RN]

Im that Texan

[FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I]

I'm happy to do that for you.

Tom, :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Shapeless]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[tylerlvn]

so cute!!!! :chuckle

[teeituptom, BSN, RN]

I always suspected you Fran

:chuckle :rotfl:

[jnette, ASN, EMT-I]

:chuckle :chuckle Good one, Fran !!!