"Senior Codes"

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Specializes in Trauma, ER, ICU, CCU, PACU, GI, Cardiology, OR.

They're "senior codes" to be used when sending a text to another senior. You better learn them before suffering from CRS (Can't remember Stuff)!

* ATD - At the Doctor's

* BFF - Best Friends Funeral

* BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

* CBM - Covered by Medicare

* DWI - Driving While Incontinent

* GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

* GHA - Got Heartburn Again

* HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

* LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out

* LOL - Living on Laxatives

* OMMR - On My Massage Recliner

* OMSG - Oh My, Sorry, Gas

* ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up

* TOT - Texting on Toilet

* TTYL - Talk to You Louder

* WAITT? - Who Am I Talking To?

* WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again

* WTP? - Where're the Prunes?

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LOL. Those are hilarious.

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Specializes in LTC.
:jester: Those are great! I'm going to send them to my grandpa..he has 'mastered' texting, email, and Facebook and is very proud of it..he will love these
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Specializes in Gerontology, Med surg, Home Health.

I posted this about a year ago and got flamed. I think they're funny and my senior friends do,too.

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Specializes in Trauma, ER, ICU, CCU, PACU, GI, Cardiology, OR.

without a doubt my favorite is lmdo = laughing my dentures out! :rotfl:

i got it from one of the residents on an e-mail.

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Specializes in ICU, Telemetry.

I like the pacer one...had this mental image of outside a mall, handicapped spaces, electric car recharge station, pacer check and charge station...

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Specializes in LTC and School Health.

Too funny.

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OMG!!! My usual day!! So glad to hear from other nurses of my own age!!! We still manage to do a really good job between changing continence pads (our own!!) don't we????

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