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"Senior Codes"

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Specializes in Trauma, ER, ICU, CCU, PACU, GI, Cardiology, OR. Has 52 years experience.

They're "senior codes" to be used when sending a text to another senior. You better learn them before suffering from CRS (Can't remember Stuff)!

* ATD - At the Doctor's

* BFF - Best Friends Funeral

* BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

* CBM - Covered by Medicare

* DWI - Driving While Incontinent

* GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

* GHA - Got Heartburn Again

* HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

* LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out

* LOL - Living on Laxatives

* OMMR - On My Massage Recliner

* OMSG - Oh My, Sorry, Gas

* ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up

* TOT - Texting on Toilet

* TTYL - Talk to You Louder

* WAITT? - Who Am I Talking To?

* WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again

* WTP? - Where're the Prunes?

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LOL. Those are hilarious.

EverNurseRN

Specializes in LTC. Has 6 years experience.

:jester: Those are great! I'm going to send them to my grandpa..he has 'mastered' texting, email, and Facebook and is very proud of it..he will love these

CapeCodMermaid, RN

Specializes in Gerontology, Med surg, Home Health. Has 30 years experience.

I posted this about a year ago and got flamed. I think they're funny and my senior friends do,too.

GitanoRN, BSN, MSN, RN

Specializes in Trauma, ER, ICU, CCU, PACU, GI, Cardiology, OR. Has 52 years experience.

without a doubt my favorite is lmdo = laughing my dentures out! :rotfl:

i got it from one of the residents on an e-mail.

nerdtonurse?, BSN, RN

Specializes in ICU, Telemetry.

I like the pacer one...had this mental image of outside a mall, handicapped spaces, electric car recharge station, pacer check and charge station...

OMG!!! My usual day!! So glad to hear from other nurses of my own age!!! We still manage to do a really good job between changing continence pads (our own!!) don't we????