"I know what diarrhea is..."

[mustlovepoodles, RN]

One of my little special ed 1st graders came to me for a stomachache today. I checked him out and he seemed okay, very talkative and wiggly. I asked if he had vomited(no) and had he made some poo-poo today. He said "I had a little diarrhea. Hey nurse! I know what diarrhea is--it's vomit for your BUTT!"

This goes in my file "Not suitable for company, but funny as hell"

[safarirn]

and a "fart" is when you "burp out of your butt." :smackingf

[BunnyBunnyBSNRN, ASN, BSN]

that's awesome!

[blackscrubs]

LOVE IT!!!!! Kids are so funny, but so right sometimes! When you ask what's wrong you better prepare yourself to hear anything from my ear hurts to "I duked my pants!" :rotfl:

[sharpeimom]

my husband mentors two brothers who are eleven and twelve. last year, he had taken them to a school sponsored skating party. it was in an indoor commercial rink, indoor plumbing too. shouldn't have been

a problem with a ten and an eleven year old -- right? one kid went twice, the other didn't go at all. about halfway home, the boys put every window they could reach down.

explanation? the older kid said, "___'s blowing chunks from his butt!":uhoh3: yuck!

as we were eating later, my husband shared the story and remarked that he knew now why he teaches college

age kids...

[RNCoastiewife]

Lol! Now that's funny

[sharpeimom]

this is the family where every person over age 16 smokes heavily. the mom just called here. she just got back home from buying three new video games, cigarettes, beer, and a few groceries (paid for with a snap

card) and was almost out of gas. when he gets home, could my husband puh-leaze pick up their video game rentals and return them so they won't have to pay an $8.00 late fee? oh... that's per game.

sure. no problem. it's only 12 miles from here...