"Are my testicles black?"

[SusyZeke]

A man is lying in bed in a Catholic hospital with an oxygen

mask over his mouth. A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge

his face and hands.

"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles

black?"

Embarrassed the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here

to wash your face and hands."

He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?"

Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your

face and hands."

The ward sister was passing and saw the man getting a little

distraught so marched over to inquire what was wrong.

"Sister," he mumbled, "Are my testicles black?"

Being a nurse of longstanding, the sister was undaunted. She

whipped back the bedclothes, pulled down his pajama trousers,

moved his member out of the way, had a right good look, pulled up

the pajamas, replaced the bedclothes and announced, "Nothing

wrong with them!!!"

At this the man pulled off his oxygen mask and asked again,

"Are my test results back???"

[oceanlover]

That was good.

[Teshiee]

oooh gosh that was cute!!!! hahahahaha!

[BadBird, BSN, RN]

Very funny!

[Mkue]

:rotfl: now that's funny !

[renerian, BSN, RN]

How hilarious!!!!!!!!!

renerian:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[J-RN student]

Funny!:roll :chuckle :roll :chuckle

[vaughanmk]

I could see myself making a mistake like that my first day on the floor. I really need to learn to listen closely or next time it will be me...