Punny nursing names

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Hey guys! Thought I could use your creativity cause I dont have any! Haha

But I joined roller derby and I need a name

So I was thinking something nurse related. I work in LTC. Any suggestions for a punny name?

I'm staff educator. I do blood work also. Anything related to those?

Something with prick? Since I poke people. Or vampire? I'm not sure. I want something quirky. Haha

Thanks guys!

Specializes in Med-Surg, Geriatrics, Wound Care.

Nurse Ratched, The Rollator, B52, Chill Pill

Specializes in ER OR LTC Code Blue Trauma Dog.

Roller Derby?

Why not just use my name? ?

Specializes in LTC, assisted living, med-surg, psych.

Amy Triptyline? Ella Ville?

Specializes in Trauma, Teaching.

Nurse Vamp

Staticus Dramaticus (no, that's the waiting room patients....)

Idra Blud ( I draw blood)

CeePeeArrrrr

Needles

Code Red

Specializes in Hospice Home Care and Inpatient.

...-LOL its beta blockers

Specializes in Trauma, Teaching.

So,,,, what did you finally choose?

Enquiring minds want to know!

Specializes in Critical Care.

My name is nurse, i like to curse

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