Punny nursing names

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Hey guys! Thought I could use your creativity cause I dont have any! Haha

But I joined roller derby and I need a name

So I was thinking something nurse related. I work in LTC. Any suggestions for a punny name?

I'm staff educator. I do blood work also. Anything related to those?

Something with prick? Since I poke people. Or vampire? I'm not sure. I want something quirky. Haha

Thanks guys!

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Members are brainstorming and suggesting punny roller derby names related to nursing and blood work for someone who works in long-term care. Suggestions include Nurse Vamp, Idra Blud, and Code Red. Some members joke about using their own names or suggest names related to medications. Others express curiosity about the final choice.

Specializes in Med-Surg, Geriatrics, Wound Care.

Nurse Ratched, The Rollator, B52, Chill Pill

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Specializes in ER OR LTC Code Blue Trauma Dog.

Roller Derby?

Why not just use my name? ?

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Specializes in LTC, assisted living, med-surg, psych.

Amy Triptyline? Ella Ville?

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Specializes in Trauma, Teaching.

Nurse Vamp

Staticus Dramaticus (no, that's the waiting room patients....)

Idra Blud ( I draw blood)

CeePeeArrrrr

Needles

Code Red

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Specializes in Hospice Home Care and Inpatient.

Atta Vann

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...-LOL its beta blockers

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Specializes in Trauma, Teaching.

So,,,, what did you finally choose?

Enquiring minds want to know!

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Specializes in Critical Care.

My name is nurse, i like to curse

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