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    One of my biggest malingerers

    Have friends whose children suffer. Research Cyclical Vomiting Syndrome. I dealt with them as a nurse and deal with one as a Assistant Scoutmaster. It is anxiety driven, probably why our friends are...
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    Missed one

    I was joking about broken hips, etc. then I realized that most of these grandparents are close to my
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    It hit 60 degrees today!

    My son is going camping tonight. Would prefer snow to
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    Bathroom accidents...

    I started back in the days of only blood got gloves, they were too expensive for every
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    C'Mon Now!

    Funny thing is, the CV surgeon I used to work with was the most humble man. He would defer any medical question save OHS for other specialists. He would say "I only fix hearts". Dr Oz could learn a...
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    It hit 60 degrees today!

    We at least get another day and a half of this nice weather (although with rain) on the East
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    Missed one

    I am sooo sick of parents allowing their children to take boots, splints, etc. out of storage and not telling me, I could scream. Have 2 students in casts, and the proliferation of "sympathy injuries"...
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    Missed one

    I tell every parent that they should have a recurring complaint checked out. You saw what appeared to be an active child with no outward symptoms of fracture, the parents , however, have far greater...
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    I passed!!

    Woohoo!
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    Health Dept Issue

    That
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    Bathroom accidents...

    I am so blessed to have teachers who deal with this. Three years and only once have I dealt with
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    Keeping resolutions, school nurse style

    Do they have a Just Dance!
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    School Health Council topics

    School districts will not take them seriously because Federal $$$$s are not tied to their
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    How to spot fakers and send them to class quickly?

    My average visit is 2 to 3 minutes. I have my tympanic thermometer right next to me with a fresh cover on it. I immediately take their temp and, if afebrile, tell them to push fluids for respiratory...
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    School nursing to the rescue

    So I just came off probably the worst holiday I have ever worked as a nurse, Christmas and NY eve as well as NY day. I worked with an agency nurse who found out she was getting an admit. She...
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    Cough Drops

    Nope, I don't want to be the candyman. My wife on the other
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    Holy pay cut shock!

    I work in a private school, teachers make 29K/ year, we are not rich by any means. Nurses are not integral to education, we are ancillary. This is why some districts underpay nurses. Teachers are the...
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    Holy pay cut shock!

    I say the same thing to my teacher friends. Hours are
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    Holy pay cut shock!

    This is where school nurses don't get it. You actually received a raise! Given 180 day school year at 8 hours per day, you actually make $37.50/hour (do the math) Your school year is approximately 10%...
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    Lice issue

    Check with your local housing authority, I believe they now have squatters rights. Ignorance is the hardest thing to overcome. Good luck changing her. Sad thing is she has time to blame others but not...
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    That's So Fetch! (Pink Wednesdays)

    We make you honorary pink queen today. Take your fish and head back to the cool
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    Christmas break, when do you start yours?

    Last 15 minutes. See ya on the second,
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    Routine Lice checks

    Being private, my admins say they will be done no matter what. Thankfully I have only done
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    Non-compliance procedure

    We are a community school, we are a little more family centric than most. We go a little over and above for our
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    Christmas break, when do you start yours?

    Last real day today. Tomorrow, after working tonight, is a half day and our pajama breakfast and Christmas festivities. One last day of