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  1. MrNurse(x2)

    Teacher appreciation week...

    I think she needs a third child, my wife and I are orphans, can she adopt
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    Do/did your children suffer.....

    My wife and I are lifelong nurses. Our children rarely get a bandaid, OTA is best! Both knew reproduction from preschool days. My son told his friend 3 years his senior she had a lady parts, she...
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    C'Mon Now!

    I read it to my wife last night, she now finds the humor in our posts since she is living it. She still won't join, but I'll pass on the best
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    Go to the nurse.

    That's some guts right there, and disrespect. Did you deal with Mom? My boys would be SO in
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    New Student Seizures

    Been a while since I brought this up. When parents are a little too laid back about giving me the tools necessary to save their child's life, I send the following. EMS response time per the local...
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    New Student Seizures

    Can we all say in unison
  7. MrNurse(x2)

    ... and now for the consequences

    Due to the shaving craze, these may soon be
  8. An aside, you have a compact license, you are licensed in many more states. Nursing Compact States - NLC | American
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    ... and now for the consequences

    Here is THE best consequence. My Principal said that next year, lice will NOT be our school's problem. I will give parent's the details of lice prevention at back to school, putting all responsibility...
  10. MrNurse(x2)

    ... and now for the consequences

    Thanks for sharing, this is promising. I detest chemical treatments. I work with Africans who have told me an effective treatment was to submerge their hair entirely for 10 minutes everyday for 2...
  11. MrNurse(x2)

    ... and now for the consequences

    I called the pediatrician's office and they did not see her and were a little offended that I thought a pediatrician would do that. I assured them I felt mom was lying and we made the absence...
  12. MrNurse(x2)

    ... and now for the consequences

    The child was lice free. This is as stupid as keeping her away because there is a pond across the street and she may get a mosquito bite. Actually, the mosquito bite can carry disease, that is more...
  13. MrNurse(x2)

    Just gave Epi for the first time

    Woohoo! Great
  14. MrNurse(x2)

    C'Mon Now!

    Some nursey people, too. My daily visitor came to see me after recess with a "hurt arm". I told her it wouldn't have been hurt had I amputated it a few weeks ago like I wanted to. Student was...
  15. MrNurse(x2)

    Tuesday's agenda

    Unfortunately it is closed, I appreciate you all having my back. This will be short lived. Looking at those affected, I see only one peer group with the others being reclusive at school and probably...
  16. MrNurse(x2)

    Tuesday's agenda

    My admins stuck behind me. Now the nurse (is there such a thing as nurses eating their old?) is hitting social media hard and heavy criticizing me.
  17. MrNurse(x2)

    puberty talk!

    Boys in education are used to it. (Only slightly tongue in
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    Tuesday's agenda

    So, non stop for 4 hours. Found 4 unknown cases, two of which mom is a teacher here. The other nurse went to admin and stated concern that I didn't feel the need to exclude. My Principals sat down...
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    When is the best time for blood transfusion?

    I would always tell my coworkers that nursing is a 24 hour job, but that doesn't mean you have to work that long. I will gladly pick up the slack coming on. Take advantage too often, such as this...
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    Tuesday's agenda

    Thanks, I know my 2 will be. I sent out an email stating girls should wear their hair down, I am the father of boys and do not know how to deal with
  21. MrNurse(x2)

    Mass Hysteria- FLU!

    Not here, we are having an outbreak of Influenza A, 4 resident in the SNF I work have died. We are doing prophylactic Tamiflu for residents and staff. It is coming very soon that there won't be a "flu...
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    School hasn't even started yet...

    Is Ty Pennington coming in for a Great School Makeover show? It took a year to complete our modest steel frame
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    Tuesday's agenda

    Because this is a private school. Parents make it run, pay to keep the doors open and lights on. Politics play a huge part of the private school life. I had talked them out of this before a parent who...
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    Tuesday's agenda

    Especially after I have been living with them for 3 or more
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    Go to the nurse.

    Flip flops are for pools not for