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  1. MrNurse(x2)

    We're back!!!

    A friend filled in an afternoon for us and I loaded up this forum for her to refer to if she had any questions. She was scared to death but enjoyed it at the
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    Judgement being questioned

    You could always say the teacher isn't failing/ passing enough students. This is exactly the same thing she is doing to you. Our school sent students home a lot before I came on, now it is rare to...
  3. MrNurse(x2)

    C'Mon Now!

    We had a boy decide to pee on the toilet paper roll and another dig the urinal cake out of the urinal. Yup, school is back in
  4. MrNurse(x2)

    We're back!!!

    Yes! Our nurses' station is
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    Break Plans?

    It was energy conservation week in the 80's. the thought was to close schools during the historical coldest week of the yr. to save energy. After years of warmer weather (late 80's and early 90's,...
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    The Big Chill

    Another take, the first thing I say to injured students when they walk through the door is "would you stop playing if you were home to deal with this?". Half of them turn
  7. MrNurse(x2)

    The Big Chill

    I suggest you tell the Principal that the teachers must hand out A's if asked, despite the teacher's professional opinion otherwise. A school administrator can not know the individual intricacies of...
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    May the odds be ever in your favor...

    We got the BEST Christmas gift from one of our students. We often work night shift and come in to cover here. We are often tired and lots of students have caught us "resting our eyes". This student...
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    Elementary nurses - teacher referral?

    Plain and simple, teachers are germophobes and don't understand that the rate an illness spreads in a little's classroom comes from the students being in each others faces, something they normally...
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    The mid-day blues.

    I guess I am the only one who has a little joy that I get to use someone else's toilet paper and flush their money down the
  11. MrNurse(x2)

    Migraines

    I am in awe of the number of students I have with "migraines". They come in smiling, saying "oh, I have a migraine" and proceed to talk non stop. They balk at having the lights off and door shut for...
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    Vomit Emergency

    That is excellent! Would prefer that emoji that actually pukes, but that is just our twisted humor. We love America's Funniest Videos with puke; puking on the birthday cake, puking kids on stage,...
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    EpiPens4Schools

    I would call a local pharmacy and ask exactly that. Your state may have laws that have standing orders from the DOH that you do not need a prescription per say. That's how Maryland
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    Vomit Emergency

    I KNOW we
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    Random Lice talk!!!

    I was a nurse for a quarter century before I saw a louse. I was fascinated, and ignorant of all the facts this board has enlightened me to. This step dad being a nurse is like an electrician saying he...
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    Migraines

    It is reglan, a GI motility stimulator. Probably prescribed for the abdominal migraine version. One of the listed side effects IS
  17. MrNurse(x2)

    Vomit Emergency

    My wife and I want
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    Handwashing at School

    Fecal, my wife pushed the gastroenterologist for it, before it was
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    Handwashing at School

    Feel free to use my anecdotal for handwashing... my MIL had obtained C-Diff after her stint in a rehab facility after hip surgery and I had to get her and 3 boys under six to the urologist at 8AM. She...
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    December Doldrums

    You do know what that means? Check Urban
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    December Doldrums

    We have an extremely long stretch from January to spring break. Without snow days, we have months without a day off. That is our hard
  22. MrNurse(x2)

    Kinsa

    That's all we need. No longer does lice come from school, it comes from illegal
  23. MrNurse(x2)

    my middle schoolers are running The Mile tomorrow

    Had a student constantly complaining of every sprain you could imagine, even forged a note to get out of PE. She was in club softball and basketball, never missed a practice. You can be sure I called...
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    Kinsa

    Shouldn't this app be called Nightmare in the Health
  25. MrNurse(x2)

    C'Mon Now!

    I can only imagine what you have to deal with, your area is snowflake manufacturing central. I'll pray for