OldDude

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    I got played by a kindergartner My

    OldDude replied to SaltineQueen's topic in School

    The tooth fairy is gonna be mad at you and may demand
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    Cough Drops/ OTCs

    OldDude replied to CoffeeRTC's topic in School

    I think
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    Cough Drops/ OTCs

    OldDude replied to CoffeeRTC's topic in School

    How about public
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    Cough Drops/ OTCs

    OldDude replied to CoffeeRTC's topic in School

    It's my understanding that Private schools are kinda like private nightclubs. If you agree to their rules and can afford the membership you can come in. They are answerable only to state and federal...
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    Ridiculous things. This is a new one one me.

    OldDude replied to Cattz's topic in School

    I'm seeing this more and more. I've been giving one of my students a noon and 3:00 pm dose of Ritalin for going on 2 years now. It's simply for homework and after school activities. I usually don't...
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    Where are my peeps today?

    OldDude replied to NutmeggeRN's topic in School

    The temptation is there but I think I'll just smile and wave
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    Where are my peeps today?

    OldDude replied to NutmeggeRN's topic in School

    I have long arms; "reverse"
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    Where are my peeps today?

    OldDude replied to NutmeggeRN's topic in School

    And I was soooo close to making the runway!! Good one
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    Where are my peeps today?

    OldDude replied to NutmeggeRN's topic in School

    I just noticed the hem on my shirt was twisted; how
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    Where are my peeps today?

    OldDude replied to NutmeggeRN's topic in School

    Not that there's anything wrong with that...pink, by the
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    Stubborn students

    OldDude replied to kidzcare's topic in School

    Having 4 boys, I can definitely relate to this, Good One Davey
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    Where are my peeps today?

    OldDude replied to NutmeggeRN's topic in School

    I'm wearing red, long sleeve, 100% cotton, crew neck
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    OldDude replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    OK, break out the
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    Stubborn students

    OldDude replied to kidzcare's topic in School

    Hey, I resemble that remark, sometimes I don't
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    OldDude replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    Wuv. Twue
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    OldDude replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    Wow. Look at that - My name, in worldwide print form, on the same billet as Davey Do. My bucket list is complete. But credit goes to you Davey Do. "Speaking prettier than a two dollar whore" is a...
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    Stubborn students

    OldDude replied to kidzcare's topic in School

    I get the parent on the phone and tell them the kid is refusing to return to class. What do they want to do about it? Come to school and escort them to class, pick them up, or let me refer them to an...
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    OldDude replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    Two Dollar!!! That's top shelf stuff! Thank you. Shucks. Now you're making me
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    Where are my peeps today?

    OldDude replied to NutmeggeRN's topic in School

    Try to
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    OldDude replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    Blood Alcohol test - not BG test. I have diabetics on my
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    Where are my peeps today?

    OldDude replied to NutmeggeRN's topic in School

    "Probably" is wishful thinking on your part. You definitely will. But nothing like the day he actually breaks away to college on his
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    OldDude replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    Just another example that at attempt of being politically correct arises from some form of discrimination. In this case for example, the police utilize a variant of "profiling," i.e., the probable...
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    Making a clinic presentation for elementary clinic

    OldDude replied to Buggus's topic in School

    Good luck. My one word of advice (haha one word) is to attach every conversation about reducing clinic trips to reducing lost time from the classroom. I would think your administrator would be...
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    Where are my peeps today?

    OldDude replied to NutmeggeRN's topic in School

    OK, Jen, do me a favor. When you're feeling lucky at the slots, drop one in for OldDude and spend the big winnings on yourself; my gift to you!! And remember, what happens in
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    Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

    OldDude replied to Davey Do's topic in Psychiatric

    This is an excellent idea. Not only is it easily accessible and available 24/7 it gives the patients autonomy and control over their treatment plan and it provides for an immediate discharge from the...