Elfriede

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    Create a Meme - WIN $250! Nurses Week Contest 2018

    Elfriede replied to Brian S.'s topic in General Nursing

    "Mr. Worf !! Do you realy beleave, that it´s healthy for the children to send them outside to play
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    Cartoon Caption Contest WIN $250! Nurses Week 2018

    Elfriede replied to Brian S.'s topic in News, Announcements

    I need an appointment with my
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    Cartoon Caption Contest WIN $250! Nurses Week 2018

    Elfriede replied to Brian S.'s topic in News, Announcements

    Since his tuberculosis is open, he coughes much
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    Cartoon Caption Contest WIN $250! Nurses Week 2018

    Elfriede replied to Brian S.'s topic in News, Announcements

    "Singing in the rain" from Gene Kelly was more
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    Cartoon Caption Contest WIN $250! Nurses Week 2018

    Elfriede replied to Brian S.'s topic in News, Announcements

    "Emphysema Alert
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    Cartoon Caption Contest WIN $250! Nurses Week 2018

    Elfriede replied to Brian S.'s topic in News, Announcements

    That's what I call a "productive
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    Cartoon Caption Contest WIN $250! Nurses Week 2018

    Elfriede replied to Brian S.'s topic in News, Announcements

    "That's what the weather report didn't
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    Ask Dr. Fever

    Elfriede replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    Not only iron --- Filling them up with asphalt is also a bad idea : It burns and smells pretty
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    Unsafe home

    Elfriede replied to LVN_'s topic in Home Health

    Our management let us also "walk right into the trap". I asked one of them - in privat - : "Why that ...?" He answered : "Why should I ? If you would know about the situation, you may refuse the...
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    Whats the difference between God and a Doctor?

    Elfriede replied to guest940422's topic in Nursing Humor

    God is able to do everything; even to acknowledge an
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    My Colonoscopy

    Elfriede replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    Some physicians use that much compressed air, that the pt runs with jet propulsion for
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    Will my license be at risk?

    Elfriede replied to Elmstreet209's topic in General Nursing

    "Don´t think twice it´s all right." (Bob
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    Will my license be at risk?

    Elfriede replied to Elmstreet209's topic in General Nursing

    Does yr boss has given binding standards how to act if .... ? No ? So what
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    Tax deductions

    Elfriede replied to Mariatvillanueva's topic in Home Health

    Hhhhmmmm.... Other aspects : - Does your insurance covers the commercial use of the car ? - What´s about hygiene ? You drive your pts with ... . Next or same day, you drive your
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    Elfriede replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    "The promotion of coal production makes the greens real sick !" (too
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    Elfriede replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    A question of jurisdiction : "Who we are calling now ? The physian or the magician
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    Verbal abuse ... what are my rights?

    Elfriede replied to KHT's topic in General Nursing

    Other way : What would you do to get accepted and not be treated as a
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    March 2018 Caption Contest - Select $100 Winner!

    Elfriede replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    "Who said, that anything is too old or too new in nursing
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    Elfriede replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    Nearly everywhere. I would prefer a "four leaf"
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    Elfriede replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    Hurry up ! Get Guinness as
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    Elfriede replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    I should not have asked : "What comes next
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    Elfriede replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    Hhhmmm.... And what´s about import duties on metals
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    Elfriede replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    Promises of management
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    Irrigating Bladder in HH?

    Elfriede replied to Avill's topic in Home Health

    Too sorry ! Your`re
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    Picture of wound?

    Elfriede replied to Glycerine82's topic in General Nursing

    Hhhmm... In Germany you need an "agree in writing" from the pt or the legal carer 1.) to make a photo and 2.) to hand it off to physicians, insurance or specialists. In doubt, I would ask my...