Elfriede

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    Eccentric Doc

    Elfriede replied to Davey Do's topic in General Nursing

    In the 80th we had a senior physician who smoked the cheapest cigarillos whereever he went or stood. If you needed to find him, you only had to follow the stink. --- In a vascular surgery ! The...
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    Sitting in the Catbird Seat

    Elfriede replied to Davey Do's topic in General Nursing

    Hhhmm... Sometimes nursing reminds me of a
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    Boomerang Coworkers

    Elfriede replied to Davey Do's topic in General Nursing

    Yeah ! We have the same phenomenon at our "Sozialstation Rungholt". I would like to keep the door closed after them, but the "skilled employees lack" ... You just have to employ everyone, who has the...
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    The Grinch of allnurses.com

    Elfriede replied to traumaRUs's topic in General Nursing

    The Xmas-problem in our store is our manager. The whole december you can´t take a step in the office. Everywhere boxes and bags with decoration. You hardly find a place to
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    Snowflakes

    Elfriede replied to Davey Do's topic in General Nursing

    Time for wintersports: Ice scraping from the car windows. An extreme winter is, if you have to scrape ms
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    How NOT to Write an Incident Report

    Elfriede replied to CloverPark's topic in Nursing Humor

    Adults only
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    Are you a "Sister?"

    Elfriede replied to MikeyBSN's topic in General Nursing

    In germany female nurses are called "Schwester" (=sister). Male nurses are called "Pfleger" (~caregiver). The officially term for both is "Gesundheits- und Krankenpfleger" (~health- and sicknesscare)...
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    Just another thread that's a vent...

    Elfriede replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    Hot air is no problem as long y´re not
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    Home health rn, does this sound right?

    Elfriede replied to ZandZmommyRN's topic in Home Health

    Switch off the phone. If your contract shows 2 days, than that´s it. If they want you on call ... Let them pay for it
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    Share your real world thoughts

    Elfriede replied to Mike.Deck's topic in Home Health

    1.) Nurse (Krankenschwester) 2.) Insurance who refuse to pay 3.) One at a time 4.) No. Still paper. Only the settlements are electronic. 5.) Company car 6.) No "Reverend Mother" in my neck 7.) Family...
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    Where Were You...9/11

    Elfriede replied to Daisy4RN's topic in General Nursing

    I was on my way to an exam in podiatry, when I heard it from the car
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    Are nurses and doctors equal?

    Elfriede replied to SisterofMary's topic in General Nursing

    Look at the
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    Choking Hazard

    Elfriede replied to Davey Do's topic in General Nursing

    "Just fake
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    individual emergency plan-home health

    Elfriede replied to mdernbach's topic in Home Health

    - Allergie, - Anticoangulants, - infectious Diseases, - Pacemaker (a.s.o.), - Language, - Contact numbers (family & doctor), - handicaps ... ... Who continues
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    Bag Technique 101 for Home Care Nurses

    Elfriede replied to Melissa Mills's topic in Home Health

    The bag in a car... I hate to leave it in the car. Especially when bag and/or car are recognizable HomeHealth. Such cars are faster broken up as you can turn around. After a looong negotiation with...
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    June 2018 Caption Contest: Poll - Select $100 Winner!

    Elfriede replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    "I hope nobody stayed in there as they abolished the
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    June 2018 Caption Contest: Poll - Select $100 Winner!

    Elfriede replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    "At a time far ago," old people tell, "nurses had something they called
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    June 2018 Caption Contest: Poll - Select $100 Winner!

    Elfriede replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    "Our archaeologist team had a breakthrough. So it´s not only a
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    Seriously?!?!

    Elfriede replied to SuperNintendoChalmers's topic in School

    Quoth the raven:
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    Charité

    Elfriede replied to Emergent's topic in General Nursing

    Yes! I´ve seen it. Good
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    Unlicensed personnel administering medications

    Elfriede replied to boquiabierta's topic in General Nursing

    Hhhmmm ... It´s - may be - your assignment to get "civilized rules" in your new state. Get organized and take influence on the
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    Nursing Student Photo - WIN $250! Nurses Week Contest 2018

    Elfriede replied to Brian S.'s topic in General Students

    "And now - for keeping this smile - we take a mix of Serotonin and Haldol before each
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    Best Tips for Nurses - WIN $250! Nurses Week Contest 2018

    Elfriede replied to Brian S.'s topic in General Nursing

    I have some cases where it sounds
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    changing positions - need words of wisdom

    Elfriede replied to McNester's topic in Home Health

    Hi McNester ! Welcome "on the road" ! At home health you have to deal with the whole spectrum. It´s not only surg, gyn, orth or what else. Because it´s so diversified and challinging I love this...
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    Best Tips for Nurses - WIN $250! Nurses Week Contest 2018

    Elfriede replied to Brian S.'s topic in General Nursing

    Never beleave, what the management