OyWithThePoodles RN

Med-surg, school nursing.

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    First day of school updates

    She's nicer than I am. I pick their hand up over their face and drop it, if they don't smack themselves, they are
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    What just happened?!

    Great job! You did the right thing. I do the same. My admins know that I won't give it to their darlings, so I just find them and tell them they need to give it, they have no problem with
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    The blurred line, patients, social media, and safety

    With all due respect, some of those "personal cellphones" may have actually been work phones. Our charge nurse phone is an iphone. :) I believe this person is a nursing assistant, that being said,...
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    Domestic violence

    Personally, for the most part, I would rather have my husband with me at my appointments. At times I have been asked questions that were hard for me to answer but easier for him (anxiety: has your...
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    Who is back already?

    We started on the 1st. This is my fourth full time year (subbed for half a year) and I am at the same school. Have a great year
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    C'Mon Now!

    First Day of school today. Summer was too short. C'mon
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    Ramadan & Field Day

    I really like the idea of doing it before Ramadan next
  8. Oh my gosh, I forgot the most embarrassing part: So a week or so after I had asked Mitchell if his dad had legs: Other kids: Hey, Mitchell used to have cancer. Me: *looks at Mitchell* Ha! Yeah,...
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    Another Tragedy

    Ugh, my husband just texted me and my AN TX friends immediately came to mind. I pray that all of my "co-workers" are safe and pray for those affected. So incredibly
  10. These are great! I'm sure I will think of a work related one but here's a not work related one: I was 14, my first day on a new bus (routes were changed because of too many kids on one): Another kid:...
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    Having a rough patch :(

    Please know that we are always here if you need us! Love and prayers coming your
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    Happy National School Nurse's Day

    HAPPY SCHOOL NURSE DAY!!!! I hope you all have an amazing
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    C'Mon Now!

    Kiddo comes in Kid: Johnny thinks he is rich. He tells the whole class how rich he is. I've been to his house, he isn't rich. He's just average. I mean his house isn't even made out of gold bricks!...
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    C'Mon Now!

    Had a kid try to jump over a chair and hit his head on a table pretty good. Kid is a 4th grader, old enough to know better. So once I make sure he's okay I say "So how'd that work out for ya?" and...
  15. "A cheerful heart is good medicine..." Proverbs
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    C'Mon Now!

    Kid: *walks into office at normal speed, no limping* My foot hurts, I can't do anything. I can't even walk! Me: *Eyes widen in annoyance* Oookaaay, so how did you get in here? Kid: Ummmmm.... *shrugs*...
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    C'Mon Now!

    That last comment cracked me
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    C'Mon Now!

    This is most definitely a c'mon now
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    C'Mon Now!

    Kid comes in with a bloody nose, shows me his book and says "Mrs. Jones said you need to get this off". There is blood on one of the pages of his book. Only the dedication page. I sent a note back...
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    C'Mon Now!

    Kid: I was playing gymnastics with friends and a girl did a handstand. She kicked my arm into the BRICK wall and I think it's broken. Me: *Inspects arm* Is your friend Chuck Norris? Kid: *Looks at me...
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    Type 1 diabetes

    Per my md orders I always check a finger stick prior to giving insulin, even if their CGM says they are high. At home my parents go by the CGM only, but I cannot do that here. I will treat a low based...
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    Why are nurses the only profession that cannot accept gifts?

    Become a school nurse, you get ALL THE GIFTS When I worked in the hospital I think we could accept gifts that totaled no more than $75 (but I honestly can't be sure). Families would occasionally buy...
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    Where do the nurses with the highest job satisfaction work?

    Agree with
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    How to handle the tough questions from patients.

    I don't think you really need to say much. It's likely a rhetorical question. Sit, listen, offer them a venting outlet. Then tell her "Fight. Fight like hell. You've got
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    C'Mon Now!

    School has been in for 30 minutes and I've already pulled two ticks off kids. Happy Friday 13th! "I'm not superstitious, but I am a little