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  1. CRNA vs FNP-ER

    synaptic replied to Ivytherapy's topic in Student Registered Nurse Anesthetist

    I wouldn't get another degree to make less, ill tell you that

  2. Most marketable?

    synaptic replied to Coffee&Tea&Me's topic in Nurse Practitioners, NP

    Hearts are tinker toys. Never understood why so many people are fascinated with hearts and um, whats that other word nurses use all the time... hemodynamics... I think thats it. Now to go have a drool...

  3. What should I do? Need advice

    synaptic replied to lucky927's topic in Nurse Practitioners, NP

    You seem to have been offered quite a few jobs, yet your pickiness has deemed them unworthy. Why not take the insurance job? Sounds like your best bet if you do not enjoy

  4. Recommended Text: Not just Exam Prep Reviews

    synaptic replied to carboncyclist's topic in Nurse Practitioners, NP

    current medical diagnosis and family practice

  5. Which EHR do you use at your practice

    synaptic posted a topic in Nurse Practitioners, NP

    I didn't see a recent thread on this topic recently, so I figured I would ask: which EHR do you all use? do you like it, recommend it,

  6. Do crnas deserve that much salary?

    synaptic replied to jasy's topic in Certified Registered Nurse Anesthetist, CRNA

    The terms "deserve X salary" make no sense. Salaries are paid by what the market dictates. If a hospital had a supremely difficult time recruiting janitors, and sh*t was piled 5 feet high in the...

  7. Failed AANP what Next?

    synaptic replied to Jackzoloe's topic in Student Nurse Practitioner

    Usually people who pass all the practice exams and fail the real thing either have test anxiety or just had a bad day. That does suck and I feel for you. At least you aren't one of those people who...

  8. Why are some people on here so rude?

    synaptic replied to Upward_Bound's topic in Pre-Nursing Students

    Unfortunately, in the great United States of the 'Merca, everybody gets offended. Especially on these forums. For example.. all for profit schools suck. And if you went to a for profit nursing school,...

  9. Why preceptors don't precept

    synaptic replied to sauce's topic in Nurse Practitioners, NP

    I bought a gateway computer way back in the day. It sucked majorly. So I bought 12 more and went on allcomputers.com and complained non stop about how it didn't work and how my debt kept getting...

  10. New grad ER FNP salary expectations

    synaptic replied to mjgernurse's topic in Advanced Practice

    I am sure it will drop by like 5 bucks a year until we make the same as the ER nurses with all these NP/PA schools pumping out

  11. Why preceptors don't precept

    synaptic replied to sauce's topic in Nurse Practitioners, NP

    150 bucks to follow a social worker around? lol, ill pass considering social workers making

  12. Doc calls nurse coworkers monkeys...

    synaptic replied to Cola89's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    wow who cares. you all are too sensitive. Reminds me of when the view dissed nurses, they came together for 5 minutes before resuming their perpetual back stabbing (or should i say poop

  13. how to stay warm in the OR?

    synaptic replied to RN6789's topic in Certified Registered Nurse Anesthetist, CRNA

    build a campfire and roast

  14. Rejected!!!

    synaptic replied to russianbear's topic in Student Nurse Practitioner

    I didn't know people got rejected from FNP programs. I thought they made room for more tuition dollars. Well at least some schools are selective i

  15. Kicked out of University of Phoenix

    synaptic replied to sweetmya's topic in LPN to RN

    I didn't know people could get kicked out of for profit

  16. Easiest NP specialty to get accepted into?

    synaptic replied to mariehp's topic in Student Nurse Practitioner

    if your dead set on it you could always go to a for profit degree mill, pay 80,000, and not get a job. But hey, you will be an APRN and wear a shiny white

  17. Easiest NP specialty to get accepted into?

    synaptic replied to mariehp's topic in Student Nurse Practitioner

    What? your saying their aren't easy NP programs out there? Lol is this a

  18. How do you manage ADHD in your clinic?

    synaptic replied to GoodNP's topic in Advanced Practice

    Hey man, don't judge, some times its hard to concentrate getting your food stamp money out of the ATM at midnight on the first. Oh wait, its that time. Watching reruns of duck dynasty while sucking on...

  19. Why preceptors don't precept

    synaptic replied to sauce's topic in Nurse Practitioners, NP

    Lol i was talking to one of the house supervisors where i worked at a year or so ago, she was in an online np school where the teachers had to watch them do physical assessments on Skype or something....

  20. Can NP's perform surgery legally?

    synaptic replied to jdc6773's topic in Advanced Practice

    Yes, of course we can do surgery. We do heart transplants, liver swaps, and gall bladders all the time. I mean, only a fool would go into general surgery. All those student loans and you don't learn...

  21. Why you shouldn't become a nurse practitioner

    synaptic replied to chillnurse's topic in Student Nurse Practitioner

    ah well whats it matter now. Everybody and their mom is going back to nurse practitioner school. Its so easy a caveman (or nurse) can do it. We will probably all make like 10 bucks an hour 5 years...

  22. Why preceptors don't precept

    synaptic replied to sauce's topic in Nurse Practitioners, NP

    probably, anders, because a majority of the students would fail. Then less tuition dollars would be acquired. let everybody in, easy schooling, easy board exam= ?? =

  23. How do you explain the DNP?

    synaptic replied to FreudianSlip's topic in Doctoral Nursing Degrees

    Hello mr johnson, I am Dr. Anderson, your

  24. Why DNP and not MD?

    synaptic replied to koreanjohn32's topic in Doctoral Nursing Degrees

    I'm doctor moppinheimer, your janitor. Let me clean the floor before Dr. Phlebolious comes in and takes your blood. Dr. ScrotalSweep will then give your bedbath Dr. IVannapushalot, your nurse will...

  25. New Grad FNP job hunting

    synaptic replied to EDNURSE4LIFE's topic in Nurse Practitioners, NP

    Yeah well, pretty much every nurse I know is going back for their fnp so yeah, so much for the cognitive