Just looked at the ingredients on the back of the bottles of lotions & shampoos they gave me when I was hospitalized in December. Know what was in them? PARABENS!! Curse those nurses! They were...
So, we really need a place to log the ridiculous reasons some kids have to get out of class and come see the nurse. You know, those pressing medical problems like, "my lips hurt." I had that one...
1) I haven't worked on the unit in awhile but WHAT is a skin team nurse?? This sounds naughty. 2) I don't wear a white coat because I get a big greasy spot on the back of mine from my well-oiled...
If parabens are deodorant then I strongly encourage everyone in 4th grade and up at my school to douse themselves in parabens every.single.day for the good of all
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I love panicking teachers because I love to respond with folded hands, doe eyes, no words, and complete calm. Yesterday a 3rd grade teacher came running to the clinic with student in tow, taco sauce...
No flippin way!! The principal's liason (or whatever she is) asked me today if my job gets lonely being the only medical person in the building...I almost said no way because I have you guys. But then...
I'm in Georgia at a Christian private school. I can hear the students in class reciting the Pledge of Allegiance, the Pledge to the Christian Flag, and the Pledge to the Bible each morning in...
Well, then I have been keeping a pump bottle of pesticide right here on my counter for all the kids to use when they visit. And I shall continue to refill PRN. Of course, Georgia is a little slower...
In case this comes up at your school anytime soon... I had a kindergartener come this afternoon with a new complaint: He said he had a potato chip poking him in the stomach. I asked him to show me...
Well, I had to write up an incident report because there was a possible fracture involved when the kid fell off the bathroom stepstool during said Butt Touch game....sheesh. Sigh. 3rd grade boys....
Was it a super louse? Did it have a little golden "S" on it's chest and a red cape? When you got to school this morning was there a hole in the baggie where it had busted