NanaPoo

NanaPoo

School Nursing, Hospice,Med-Surg

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  1. Do you go to work with parabens on you?

    Just looked at the ingredients on the back of the bottles of lotions & shampoos they gave me when I was hospitalized in December. Know what was in them? PARABENS!! Curse those nurses! They were...
  2. The Puberty Talk

    I don't know if I've ever laughed this hard at one of our
  3. The Puberty Talk

    Wha??
  4. Ridiculous Reasons to See the Nurse

    So, we really need a place to log the ridiculous reasons some kids have to get out of class and come see the nurse. You know, those pressing medical problems like, "my lips hurt." I had that one...
  5. Elementary, Middle or High School?

    K-8. They each have their charms but if I could ONLY be the Kindergarten nurse I'd be in sheer
  6. 1) I haven't worked on the unit in awhile but WHAT is a skin team nurse?? This sounds naughty. 2) I don't wear a white coat because I get a big greasy spot on the back of mine from my well-oiled...
  7. Do you go to work with parabens on you?

    If parabens are deodorant then I strongly encourage everyone in 4th grade and up at my school to douse themselves in parabens every.single.day for the good of all
  8. Stop the insanity (AKA panic)

    I love panicking teachers because I love to respond with folded hands, doe eyes, no words, and complete calm. Yesterday a 3rd grade teacher came running to the clinic with student in tow, taco sauce...
  9. Do you disclose AN to coworkers

    No flippin way!! The principal's liason (or whatever she is) asked me today if my job gets lonely being the only medical person in the building...I almost said no way because I have you guys. But then...
  10. Pledge of Allegiance?

    I'm in Georgia at a Christian private school. I can hear the students in class reciting the Pledge of Allegiance, the Pledge to the Christian Flag, and the Pledge to the Bible each morning in...
  11. Gave my first epi-pen yesterday...

    Thank you for sharing your story, bobcat! You made my heart race a little this morning...no epi
  12. Live Lice Experiment, Game On

    It puts the lousey in the
  13. Hand Sanitizer is a pesticide?

    Well, then I have been keeping a pump bottle of pesticide right here on my counter for all the kids to use when they visit. And I shall continue to refill PRN. Of course, Georgia is a little slower...
  14. The Cool Kids

    Waitaminute!! ANYONE who knows me knows that, "I am cornholio! I need tp for my bunghole!" is my all-time favorite line. Well, ONE of them
  15. In case this comes up at your school anytime soon... I had a kindergartener come this afternoon with a new complaint: He said he had a potato chip poking him in the stomach. I asked him to show me...
  16. Your thoughts on ice....

    Ben & Jerry's Red Velvet
  17. New school disease & New treatment regimen

    I'm dying.
  18. Ridiculous Reasons to See the Nurse

    Well, I had to write up an incident report because there was a possible fracture involved when the kid fell off the bathroom stepstool during said Butt Touch game....sheesh. Sigh. 3rd grade boys....
  19. Live Lice Experiment, Game On

    Was it a super louse? Did it have a little golden "S" on it's chest and a red cape? When you got to school this morning was there a hole in the baggie where it had busted
  20. Well...That was fun

    Welcome back! Good times to be had by all :
  21. Tailoring resume for school nursing

    Yep, me too. Thank heavens for hubby or I'd be at poverty
  22. Here I Am!

    Ohhh...'cause we could seriously base a horror film on that last drawing of you. For real. I may have nightmares
  23. Ridiculous Reasons to See the Nurse

    "I fell off the bathroom stepstool playing the Butt Touch Game with my friends" -3rd grade
  24. Here I Am!

    That's a green mole. Moley moley mole. don't say mole. I said mole. Nice to meet your
  25. Here I Am!

    SnowyJ, no offense but you're