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    Ridiculous Reasons to See the Nurse

    Ok, so today is was dog poop removal day - NOT! Apparently I am the only one in the entire school who can do that However, in spite of it all, I love my kiddos. I was floored today when I received...
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    Ridiculous Reasons to See the Nurse

    Student: my tongue and front of my throat hurt when I try to touch my tongue to the back of my throat... Me: why on earth would you do that? Student: I dunno, I just do it Me: well don't!!! (big...
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    American nurses association

    No, it's only for RN's. It's one of my biggest pet peeves. Imagine the power they'd have with 800,000+ more members... A nurse is a nurse is a nurse, right??? I think it's a form of snobbery;...
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    Grants for private LPN programs

    To be honest I think you need to reflect on why you've flunked 5 times and not spend any more $$ (grant or not) until you figure out why. Sometimes, despite our desires, it's just not meant to be......
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    Who teaches essential nursing skills?

    These were the first things that were taught in my LPN program, and we were tested on them over and over again throughout the program... It's never left me!
  6. Hmmm, I'm thinking there's more to this that meets the eye....
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    PARENTS say the darnedest things

    I once had a Mom who was very upset with me, to the point she requested via the AP that I no longer care for her child. Apparently she felt insulted and was quite angry. Reason? I'd called home...
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    Ridiculous Reasons to See the Nurse

    Ok, I thought I'd had some students sent up for pretty stupid reasons, but this takes the cake (at least for this week!) Student comes up with a buddy, holding a paper towel over her eyes. Buddy is...
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    Fire Drills

    Question: do you take all your meds out with you when you go?(drill or real event!). I have about 50-60 kids I have meds for. If I were to stop and gather all those, I think I'd be dead before I...
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    Esme Needs Your Prayers

    Oh dear, I hope she's feeling our presence in her heart ((((Hugs))))
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    Sending kids home

    That's what I do. There's no reason Johnny or Jane needs to sit in the clinic when they could be in class learning something.
  12. I can't believe this was even posted. I feel like I'm watching some sappy teen girl movie. OP, get on with your life for crying out loud!
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    Random Thoughts: School Nurses

    No, I don't know if anyone's in the bathroom!!! Knock on the door! I get asked this 15 bazillion times a day, including when I'm trying to talk on the phone. Even from adults!!
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    Ridiculous Reasons to See the Nurse

    I had a student come up at 3:00 (dismissal is at 3:15). Reason? "I sneezed hard". I said "and...". He said "nothing else, I just sneezed hard". I can't (no wait, I can)believe our teachers...
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    Parents sending kids to you before the bell

    Aaarghh!!! Why did they send you to school, then? Actually, I figured out why. Usually the student is a frequent absentee..if they're kept home from school it's an unexcused absence. If I send...
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    Parents sending kids to you before the bell

    Yes, I do and it annoys me to no end. I, too, have send out flyers, put on our website and in our newsletter what our policies are. If the student appears in front of me, I'll call the parent and...
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    What would you have done?

    Called an ambulance. Period. What if she was being transported by her family and they were stuck in a traffic jam? Then what?
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    The B word. Again!

    Are you talking about the blizzard of '78? I remember it well. I was driving on Rte. 128 and my car started to slow down (on it's own! ) because the snow was so heavy. When I went out to get my...
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    Things that want to make you slap people

    Oh, I just remembered another one!! When said child is crying their heart out due to above mentioned bleeding; when I FINALLY get them calmed down please do NOT come in to the clinic using your mommy...
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    Anti-vax nurses? Are you serious?

    Nope, it's Bush! :roflmao:
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    Things that want to make you slap people

    I just had a 4th grader that "vomited" because he didn't like the taste of applesauce on his chicken.(!) Temp was normal and he felt fine and was sent back to class w/a note telling his teacher about...
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    Things that want to make you slap people

    ^^^ That!
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    How is your office set up/decorated?

    Me too! I have the "life cycle of a nit" poster; I think it was put out by a pharmaceutical company. I have a desk/computer desk, 5 student-sized chairs, a camp-style cot, counters/cabinets and...
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    Any student that you just don't like?

    I had 2 diabetic 10 year olds at the same time one year. One particularly nasty. Rolled her eyes, dramatic sighs, back talked, wouldn't do what I asked, etc. Turned a 5 minute procedure into a 10...
  25. Just a thought....include LPN's the ANA or any national organization. Better yet, have one organization incorporate all levels of nurses. There are 800,000+ of us, and yes, we really are nurses....