Ok, so today is was dog poop removal day - NOT! Apparently I am the only one in the entire school who can do that However, in spite of it all, I love my kiddos. I was floored today when I received...
Student: my tongue and front of my throat hurt when I try to touch my tongue to the back of my throat... Me: why on earth would you do that? Student: I dunno, I just do it Me: well don't!!! (big...
No, it's only for RN's. It's one of my biggest pet peeves. Imagine the power they'd have with 800,000+ more members... A nurse is a nurse is a nurse, right??? I think it's a form of snobbery;...
To be honest I think you need to reflect on why you've flunked 5 times and not spend any more $$ (grant or not) until you figure out why. Sometimes, despite our desires, it's just not meant to be......
These were the first things that were taught in my LPN program, and we were tested on them over and over again throughout the program... It's never left me!
I once had a Mom who was very upset with me, to the point she requested via the AP that I no longer care for her child. Apparently she felt insulted and was quite angry. Reason? I'd called home...
Ok, I thought I'd had some students sent up for pretty stupid reasons, but this takes the cake (at least for this week!) Student comes up with a buddy, holding a paper towel over her eyes. Buddy is...
Question: do you take all your meds out with you when you go?(drill or real event!). I have about 50-60 kids I have meds for. If I were to stop and gather all those, I think I'd be dead before I...
No, I don't know if anyone's in the bathroom!!! Knock on the door! I get asked this 15 bazillion times a day, including when I'm trying to talk on the phone. Even from adults!!
I had a student come up at 3:00 (dismissal is at 3:15). Reason? "I sneezed hard". I said "and...". He said "nothing else, I just sneezed hard". I can't (no wait, I can)believe our teachers...
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Aaarghh!!! Why did they send you to school, then? Actually, I figured out why. Usually the student is a frequent absentee..if they're kept home from school it's an unexcused absence. If I send...
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Yes, I do and it annoys me to no end. I, too, have send out flyers, put on our website and in our newsletter what our policies are. If the student appears in front of me, I'll call the parent and...
Are you talking about the blizzard of '78? I remember it well. I was driving on Rte. 128 and my car started to slow down (on it's own! ) because the snow was so heavy. When I went out to get my...
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Oh, I just remembered another one!! When said child is crying their heart out due to above mentioned bleeding; when I FINALLY get them calmed down please do NOT come in to the clinic using your mommy...
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I just had a 4th grader that "vomited" because he didn't like the taste of applesauce on his chicken.(!) Temp was normal and he felt fine and was sent back to class w/a note telling his teacher about...
Me too! I have the "life cycle of a nit" poster; I think it was put out by a pharmaceutical company. I have a desk/computer desk, 5 student-sized chairs, a camp-style cot, counters/cabinets and...
I had 2 diabetic 10 year olds at the same time one year. One particularly nasty. Rolled her eyes, dramatic sighs, back talked, wouldn't do what I asked, etc. Turned a 5 minute procedure into a 10...
Just a thought....include LPN's the ANA or any national organization. Better yet, have one organization incorporate all levels of nurses. There are 800,000+ of us, and yes, we really are nurses....