Kitiger RN

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    April Fools Jokes

    This is an old one. Put apple juice in a labeled specimen container and take it out to the desk (or somewhere in front of a newer nurse or tech). State that you're thirsty, then unscrew the specimen...
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    April Fools Jokes

    No, No, No. The plural is MEESES, as in, "I hate you meeses to
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    April Fools Jokes

    Switch the contents of several cereal boxes. For example, Captain Crunch goes in the Corn Flakes
  4. I predict Obamacare will morph into socialized medicine within the next 10 years. That means basic healthcare will be available to all, but everything else will be rationed. And whoever controls the...
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    Nurses Smoking: Compassion Instead of Judgement

    Nonsmoking areas in the restaurants could be compared to "non-peeing" areas in a swimming pool. It's the same logic. To a smoker, the air in the nonsmoking section probably smelled clean, but...
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    Nurses Smoking: Compassion Instead of Judgement

    I was earnestly warned by several family members to NEVER start smoking! They pointed out that it was a "dirty habit" and expensive, to boot. And they couldn't quit. I decided young that I would never...
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    Telemetry: Help with rhythm interpretation

    The thing that helped me the most was getting bifocals. And I was only 24. Those tiny squares were almost impossible to
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    "I am a nurse!"

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    Nurse week, scavenger hunt

    A scavenger hunt for nurses. Do you think the nurses aren't busy enough? Are you a
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    Workplace Sayings

    This one is very important in private duty home care, because there is more than one right way to do things. Some homes have parents who require that all procedures be done exactly as they instruct,...
  11. When my client's parents are Christian, they figure out pretty quickly that I am also a Christian. I actually am not sure how this works; I don't speak 'King James', nor do I go in stating that I'm a...
  12. As I understand it, the high flow to a non-rebreather is necessary to inflate the reservoir. Since the patient cannot pull in room air - it all must come from the tank - you need enough volume...
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    "Best Of" Thread

    The question is, which do you love more, your job or your
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    nurses love

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    Funniest Slips

    Oh, my! MENTHOL! Oh, what a surprised man he would have been! Hit the ceiling! Oh,
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    Ask Dr. Fever

    I was hoping that Dr. Fever could tell us how to make the wrinkles stop
  17. Actually, my favorite is NASB.
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    Past history about care on a Saturday

  19. So, in fact, I DO speak 'King James'; I just don't realize
  20. Exactly. The high flow is necessary with a non-rebreather mask. But you don't use a non-rebreather mask to resuscitate a person. For that, you need something that will force air into the lungs, ie, a...
  21. I'm fine with the fact that they know I'm Christian. I was just curious whether other Christians encounter the same thing. And from these other posts, I see that people who aren't Christian get the...
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    Ask Dr. Fever

    That'll just give you more
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    Funniest Slips

    I once charted, "Report off to God" when I was trying to say, "Report off to Dad." And - of course - that single line through it did nothing to hide my blooper. The Dad & I had just been talking...
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    Ask Dr. Fever

    Hi, Sally; yeah, wrinkles hurt my youthful appearance, too. But I tell people that at least I'M SPRY! Dr. Fever, I've discovered that wrinkles are hereditary (parents get them from their children)....
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    Ask Dr. Fever

    Dear Dr. Fever, do wrinkles