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  1. The HARD Truth for most nurses

    Humaneclowninscrubs replied to Humaneclowninscrubs's topic in Nursing Professionalism

    I clean tushes for a living :) The butts talk to me and the poop is MR. Dinky from south park. Each whoof of poop smell is unique. I keep a journal now. I am more sane than ever. LOL hehe I wipe...

  2. work 1 day week, 8 hours, is it possible?

    Humaneclowninscrubs replied to otherendeavors's topic in Nursing Career

    Poop cleaning is the worst part of nursing especially when you have grunty depressed staff and care techs. Makes the job even worst. Anyone that says they love nursing must be high on drugzzzzz or...

  3. Nursing Pay Question?

    Humaneclowninscrubs posted a topic in General Nursing

    So how are some nurses making $30/hr? I started as a new grad at $20/hr. When do I make it to $30? Do I have to work like 10 years or do they work 1-2 years somewhere then hop around until they find...

  4. The HARD Truth for most nurses

    Humaneclowninscrubs replied to Humaneclowninscrubs's topic in Nursing Professionalism

    I do love public health nursing which is impossible to get. I will try again at the health department when positions show up, but I am also going to attempt another degree program. The reason I did...

  5. New BSN grad fired after 5 weeks of orientation

    Humaneclowninscrubs replied to Kinar's topic in First Year After Licensure

    I am in the same exact boat as you. I started in January 2015. I had barely 4-5 weeks of quick disorganized day shift training with a scatter brain preceptor. And boy how much everyone lies and are...

  6. Do you have to do bedside nursing

    Humaneclowninscrubs replied to dulcet's topic in Nursing Career

    I am sorry to say but majority of the poop cleaning RN positions are open and all the older sneakier people have taken the easier ones. Does anyone truly love bedside nursing? I think not. they all...

  7. Options to leave bedside nursing and take it easy, physically

    Humaneclowninscrubs replied to Humaneclowninscrubs's topic in First Year After Licensure

    Where are these position located? I mean is it for example at a state prison? How do I look up these jobs? Any

  8. Options to leave bedside nursing and take it easy, physically

    Humaneclowninscrubs replied to Humaneclowninscrubs's topic in First Year After Licensure

    I think all of these will require years of experience,

  9. Nursing Pay Question?

    Humaneclowninscrubs replied to Humaneclowninscrubs's topic in General Nursing

    Thank you to everyone who replied. And I apologize if I was offensive to anyone. It was not my intention. Looks like from various responses that nursing pay varies. Experience and job hopping is a...

  10. Nursing Pay Question?

    Humaneclowninscrubs replied to Humaneclowninscrubs's topic in General Nursing

    That is true. It can work out for some people. I have a BSN, and it certainly did not cost $6000. They are also making many nurses go back and get a bachelors anyway. Like I said, I respect nursing....

  11. Nursing Pay Question?

    Humaneclowninscrubs replied to Humaneclowninscrubs's topic in General Nursing

    Permanent nightshift, otherwise I wouldn't be making anything. Yes, the shift diff helps a million. It is sad how we have to bargain for the rate, move around like we are scrubbish, uneducated etc......

  12. Does nursing really suck that badly?

    Humaneclowninscrubs replied to Irish_Mist's topic in Nursing Professionalism

    Exactly right on. They sell it as science, but I don't call myself a nurse. We are all medical laborists. We ******* do pure labor. No brains involved LOL. We apply zero science. I know. Pretty...

  13. Nursing Pay Question?

    Humaneclowninscrubs replied to Humaneclowninscrubs's topic in General Nursing

    So sorry to hear this on your end too. We work very hard. Every penny is earned and also high risk of getting diseases or at least testing positive one year of the PPD test. So far I have tested...

  14. What are the stress level ranking for these units?

    Humaneclowninscrubs posted a topic in First Year After Licensure

    Can someone please rank the stress level of these units for me? I think Ortho would be the least stressful, but here are the units 1.Orthopedics 2. Telemetry connected to trauma with helicopter pad...

  15. What are the stress level ranking for these units?

    Humaneclowninscrubs replied to Humaneclowninscrubs's topic in First Year After Licensure

    LOL sounds like all of nursing is hell and can have a high turn over rate. I need to find another career. Nursing is truly underpaid, overworked, and zero respect depending on where you work. Thanks...

  16. What are the stress level ranking for these units?

    Humaneclowninscrubs replied to Humaneclowninscrubs's topic in First Year After Licensure

    Wait so which unit are you referring to?

  17. Are nurses able to shower after shift?

    Humaneclowninscrubs replied to Humaneclowninscrubs's topic in General Nursing

    You are all correct. It depends on the facility. I will just have to ask the employer and find out. Thanks for everyone's

  18. RN Jobs: INOVA Fairfax Hospital

    Humaneclowninscrubs replied to racknroll's topic in Virginia Nursing

    Anyone know how much currently in 2014 almost to be 2015 Inova is paying new grads hourly in Alexandria and is the hourly rate increased once training in period is accomplished? Some places give like...

  19. child abuse question?

    Humaneclowninscrubs posted a topic in Nursing Student Assistance

    Hi All, I had a question it stated a 6 year old child had bruises on knee and lower leg. What is the priority action the nurse should take? It did not state first action or last action. The two...

  20. Kaplan Nclex Nov. 2014

    Humaneclowninscrubs posted a topic in NCLEX Exam, Programs

    Hi, I was debating on taking either the kaplan course or the hurst review. I did 7 kaplan tests already as well as saunders comprehensive review and mosby's. My main question is kaplan qbank the same...

  21. Pearson Vue Trick--trick no more

    Humaneclowninscrubs replied to ms.gin728's topic in NCLEX Exam, Programs

    Yes, I thought I failed too and I checked my state board of nursing site and posted my license today. It is a stupid trick to rely on. Yes, I worried too, but have to hold on and be brave....

  22. What does the color triangle in Saunders book mean?

    Humaneclowninscrubs replied to Humaneclowninscrubs's topic in NCLEX Exam, Programs

    I meant 5th edition. I just corrected

  23. What does the color triangle in Saunders book mean?

    Humaneclowninscrubs replied to Humaneclowninscrubs's topic in NCLEX Exam, Programs

    It is in the saunders comprehensive review for the nclex 5th edition. If you have this book there are these color triangles through out the

  24. Is the Saunders book really good?

    Humaneclowninscrubs posted a topic in NCLEX Exam, Programs

    Hi All, Does anyone have the Saunders Comprehensive Nclex review 5th or 6th edition with the

  25. Is the Saunders book really good?

    Humaneclowninscrubs replied to Humaneclowninscrubs's topic in NCLEX Exam, Programs

    which book is this lippincott's