canoehead BSN, RN

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  1. canoehead

    You're not going to pull that on me

    I was working in the ER and got a sobbing patient in pain. She was taken right back to a room, but had to wait 30minutes to see a doc and get orders. I went in intermittently to check on her, get...
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    Meth cycle

    It's possible that he doesn't have enough working brain cells left to make the huge change that getting sober would entail. Where I work, they can make a ream of bad, self destructive decisions, and...
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    Is this a normal patient load for one nurse?

    A decent staffing mix would be an RN and two CNAs in my opinion. Not just one RN. The workload sounds too high, and the risk of injury when patients act out is pretty much 100%. Eventually you will be...
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    Alternative sites for peripheral IV access

    I'm in the ER, so if I can get the IV but it's in a weird spot, I go ahead. I notify the doc before using it. Usually if we hydrate for a couple hours there are alternative sites available. I've never...
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    The good ole days of nursing...share your stories!

    I don't know why they stopped bringing a wagon with treats around. It was a great break for patients even if they didn't buy. They could look, and
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    How would you react? Body odor discussion.

    You can devastate someone with a body odor discussion, or you can do it gently, and with respect. Don't even bring it up if your patient is stressed, they just won't take it well in that moment. I've...
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    Allnurses needs nurses

    What was your old username? I loved those pens
  8. Point of order! You count pregnancy days and weeks from the first day of the last period, so someone two days "pregnant" hasn't even had the sex that will cause conception. By the time a woman misses...
  9. I wonder if you can get a reorientation shift with a partner, or if Employee Assistance can hook you up with a counselor quickly. In the end, you are going to have to hold your nose and jump
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    Ketamine

    That is within the scope of practice for a RN in my
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    How to deal with preceptor

    Tell her NOT to touch you! If she continues, report her. And take the time you need to do it safely. You can tell her that speed comes with confidence, and constantly hearing "hurry up!" just stops...
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    Ketamine

    Are you a nurse? Was it
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    out with injury and more

    I think walking with a limp is a weak excuse to call her a liability. If that's all she's got (and there might be more I don't know about) then we've got a lot of potential lawsuits walking around at...
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    Tell on yourself, if you dare...

    I had a patient die close to shift change in the ER. My relief arrived and saw how flustered and behind I was and offered to help out. Huge evil grin from a stressed and overtired canoehead, I asked...
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    Unreasonable requests

    I make a list, and tell the family that I will pass it on. That's after I've given all the teaching about health and policies I can come up with. If I have to, I call the doc and let them know up...
  16. I was terrified as a new grad, and rightly so. It took a couple years, but the terror mellowed into anxiety. I felt like I actually knew my stuff after about five years. I was so wrong...I didn't know...
  17. As a new grad, some people accept signing a contract in exchange for the orientation the hospital will provide. You have completed the orientation, and done well, and now they may want you to sign a...
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    Orders from hell...

    My aunt's nursing school text from 1945 has a chapter devoted to flower arranging and care. We've come a long way baby. Had a patient with SBP in the 80's and a full code. The doc's order was to stop...
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    Orders from hell...

    I've seen that many times. If they want an incident report written they can do it themselves. I'm going to write one about the doc who mentioned an incident report in the chart, because now it's...
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    Tell on yourself, if you dare...

    I was halfway through doing ACLS and my pant split up the back while doing CPR. Damn sure I wasn't leaving and wasting the half day I had spent, but we were in a very small town, and no clothing...
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    What to give a nurse when they retire?

    One of those very nice four wheeled walkers with a seat. Or a walking stick. She's bound to be sore and achey, and you want her prepared for her
  22. You don't have to run into the room during a code. You can be the one person that stays out watching the other patients. You vou can be a runner for supplies and meds, you can stay by the phone and...
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    Hmm...that's nice

    Anyone that stands behind me and looks over my shoulder is invading my personal space, I don't care if it's a chart I'm reading or comics. If it was by mutual consent, and someone said "can you show...
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    Workplace gossip

    I have generally said "I can HEAR you!" if disrespected, and I can't stop and deal with it right then. Than approach the offender privately and asked them to say things to ME if they want me to...
  25. If you were a veteran on the unit your coworkers would take turns answering her bell. You won't have to do this on your own the next time. Yes, it is a test, but now that you know that, its an easy...