ktwlpn

ktwlpn LPN

LTC,Hospice/palliative care,acute care

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  1. Funny things patients say !

    I am a nurse in LTC on a dementia unit-last week a co-worker and I were comparing the number of messes we got into during the shift...I was telling her about my morning during which I stepped into a...
  2. the nurse/porn connection...........

  3. Liberate yourself from the enabler role

    Many of us do the same with our families-I have lost count of the number of my co-workers whom are supporting adult children due to the poor choices they have made in their lives-and some are...
  4. Venting Over the VA

  5. Hospital Child Day Care

    It is not easy to leave your child in the care of a stranger-but we have to do what we have to do.As a working mother I don't need any more guilt piled on me-I have helped myself to plenty over the...
  6. What Freaks You Out?

  7. What Freaks You Out?

    To mjamesrn from Pa- "Cheesey nursing home toes"?!!! I LOVE that line.I have seen and smelled many a funky foot and couldn't say it better myself...ROFLMAO! As for maggots in lady partss- imagine for...
  8. Trivia: When was smoking banned in all US hospitals

    I was a smoker for years and remember smoking in the lounge in the hospital until 1991 or 92-then came the ban and I remember hearing that it was tied somehow to federal subsidies.Staff had to go...
  9. Admission paperwork

    Our local hospital found the belongings sheet to be extraneous-after they decided that they would not be responsible for lost or broken personal effects and the inclusion of such a sheet implies...
  10. The support of your husband and other family members will make a big difference.You children are probably too young to lay a guilt trip on you when you are busy with school related work so you are...
  11. Tardiness...

    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I just have...
  12. PAIN as the 5th vital sign ..What's it about??

  13. Tardiness...

    I feel that chronic lateness is inconsiderate-totally thoughtless.A co-worker clocking in late every day is saying to me "my life is more important that yours" I keep my alarm clock a good 10 or 15...
  14. Lunch breaks

    ..........................................................................................I truly resent ancillary staff interrupting my lunch break with pt care concerns...E-mail me,write me a note...
  15. Agency nurses in LTC settings

    I briefly worked agency and went to 2 l.t.c.'s-the first gave no orientation at all-after i received report the nurse gave me a short tour. The other place told me to report one hour early for my...
  16. med pass observation

    Other then the 5 rights of med admin and infection control issues what have you found to be the focus of the surveyors? Our staff develpoment person can barely keep up with her duties-no-one does a...
  17. The biggest advantages of a shorter stethoscope are - About 5 inches farther away from fresh post-op breath....Less length for the confused combative pt. to wrap around your
  18. I have to admit-I read the whole morificecript(I also read the headlines in the supermarket tabloids-when no-one is looking)What a hoot! This guy is a wack job-fruit
  19. Good clogs? For males?

    www.dansko.com -awesome shoes.Great arch support-long wearing [This message has been edited by ktwlpn (edited April 17, 2001).] [This message has been edited by ktwlpn (edited April 17,
  20. Well-try to put yourself in their places...Possibly they are not able to retire due to financial reasons and are afraid to start over in another facility.Starting a new job is no fun even when you are...
  21. CNA's Humiliation

    If you think an associate degree in nursing will bring you prestige you need to learn what a nurse really does-I hope you are not too disappointed.As for C.N.A.'s the job description will vary from...
  22. NO MORE SUZY K !!!!!!!

    I am not trying to add fuel to a fire here but would honestly like to know-where can an LPN push any IV meds? Not in our scope of practice the last time I checked.I can certainly start IV's-hang...
  23. NO MORE LPNS?

    I was laid off last year from my small community hospital-they had the same idea...and now are rehiring LPN's.No one really went to bat for us-the docs griped a bit and the local papers carried a few...
  24. Clinical Disaster!

    My first Foley cath-insertion...a 98 yr old blind and senile NUN!It took 5 to hold her down-she kept picking hher head up and aiming spit missiles at us,,,cursed like a sailor-in French.It took me 5...
  25. What Freaks You Out?

    Don't ya think that the wives of male gyns use alot of douche?