Guttercat ASN, RN

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    Rectal Dialysis?

    If I had to choose, I'd totally go for sublingual dialysis rather than butt
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    Chronic HD in the Acute Clinic?

    Because...
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    Funny Ad

    It reminds me of ice cream: same cost, half the product. I used to eat half a carton of ice cream in three days. Now, I eat half a carton of ice cream in three
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    I just set my friend up

    "...from the moment we are born we are ordered to listen now there's a way and I know that I have to go away I know I have to
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    Interview for Acute Unit

    1.) Be sure to ask if the dialysis at any of the four hospitals is room to room, or has an actual inpatient tx area. This can be a game changer. Room to room dialysis can mean one is expected to work...
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    Problem physician

    Life is too short for this sort of ongoing angst. You wrote a report. You've made your case, and it is on record (and substantiated). Walk on and do your thing as usual. I would put good money on a...
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    New Nurse ... not distinguishing myself as brilliant

    I have not read through all the responses, but in my (purely anecdotal) observations, I am increasingly seeing new grads hitting the floors prepared for 1990's nursing, not 2015. The pace back in the...
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    Got surprised at work yesterday.

    W00T! Happy dance! CONGRATULATIONS and well
  9. One day, I left a note on the wall behind the toilet for my fellow "hoverers." It read something about how I don't like to sit in OPP (Other People's Pee) so please aim for the big hole in the
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    Sexual Comment from Boss???

    There is absolutely zero context in your post. Zero. Divided by zero. In fact I am a bit annoyed because I feel like I was just click-baited. For all I know your boss made this remark over a glass of...
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    Davita Onboarding Process

    Actually I think the background check does include a credit check. Read the fine print on the form you signed agreeing to the background check. You should have received a full disclosure on what will...
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    Esme Needs Your Prayers

    I love that article. I miss Esme and I so hope she is
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    Can I refer to myself as RN or the school nurse

    Run away! Run
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    How can I hate my job?

    How you doin' today, FransBevy? I know the grind can really be wearing. It's natural to become a bit disillusioned, especially with the corporate model. I do hope it works out for
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    Where is wooh?

    I noticed that too. Great posts from wooh. I wonder what's
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    Esme Needs Your Prayers

    Damn. I was afraid of this. Huge admirer here. Esme is one in a bazillion. Just brilliant. Hugs and prayers, dear
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    Nurse Tracking Device

    Last hospital system I was in (short term contract; large metropolitan area) had video cameras in every nook and cranny, and in many patient rooms. This included the basement. As far as I could tell,...
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    Tag teaming with a tech in acutes

    Oh no way. Not if you can not see the patient and reach them pronto. And how many times are dialysis patients in the ICU actually in adjacent rooms? Not often. And that would be the only way I would...
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    maybe im being paranoid...

    Those little meecers sure know how to sneak into your car in the night! I still drink stuff I've left, but I make sure to put the lid on before I exit the car.
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    maybe im being paranoid...

    I once jumped in the car in the wee small hours of the morning, and decided to drink the bottle of iced tea I had left in it the day before. Thirty miles later, when gassing up my car, I discovered...
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    first RN paycheck?

    I looked at it and said, "Is that
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    Help! I look young!

    I graduated at 25. Yes, I got the looks of consternation for several years. It didn't bother me. Good for you for being able to handle charge at a young age. I am older now, but I have no problem...
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    Help! I look young!

    Just wait, honey, it is only a few years until you wake up one day, look in the mirror and exclaim, "Who did that to my face? That is not my face." You'll feel all better then, because no one will...
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    Nurses: You've Been LIED to about your Back and Body Mechanics

    We are, as nurses, merely plug-in's. When we break, they plug someone else in. And there is an endless supply of us. We are our own keepers of our health. Following guidelines helps, but it is not...
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    Dear Doctor

    I'm pretty darned appreciative of the docs, actually. They also have enormous responsibility and stress. And neither of us could do our jobs without the