Guttercat ASN, RN

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  1. The OP's post sounds veeeerrry familiar to me. Our hospital built a brand new facility, during which time the fear mongering started with carefully orchestrated "letters from the CEO." "We want to...
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    A Word To The Wise.........

    I like the OP's presence here. I welcome input from dialysis patients in this forum. I do not always agree with him (nor understand all of his posts for that matter), and he can be incendiary, but I...
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    Thanks, guys.

    You're one of the AN peepls (one of those interesting and intelligent-yet-guarded posters) I'd love to have a beer with, and then post about....:) :)
  4. I found the nursing program to be "boring." (Read that disillusioned.) It was not the "hard science" of medicine and pathophysiology that I had envisioned learning, just very time consuming, as others...
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    Walkie Talkie

    "Crispy Critter" is one term that literally makes me want to punch the person using it. I've worked ER, and I've dealt with severe burn patients (MVA's, house fires), and if I ever hear anyone refer...
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    Thanks, guys.

    The cat in my avatar is not my cat. Just so we're all clear. However, my cat is so cool it could not only snowboard, but do so while saving our planet from aliens. Upside down. With one
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    Walkie Talkie

    I haven't read all the posts, but I'm pretty sure I am responsible for coining the term over 22 years ago.
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    What is Talent Plus or Top Talent?

    Never heard of "Talent Plus," but good to know. From what I am reading, this is less about finding "natural talents" and more about finding cookie cutter plug-ins for certain positions. I'd bet that...
  9. I recently accepted a position in a nice facility, after a year and a half hiatus to go back to school. I am now about to go through the pee and background checks. It's never been an issue in my many...
  10. I'm so relieved. I'll just go toke up, and when my pre-employment pee test comes back positive I'll just tell them you said it was OK. I've seen some inane posts on these forums over the years, but...
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    Quit First Job After 3 Days of Orientation

    98 patients??? That must be a typo. What will they want next? A plan to invade Turkmenistan in between insulin
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    I am screwed, horrible score

    Fire alarm for 25 minutes? 100% unacceptable. It would not only affect a test-taker during the exam, but would affect them long after the alarm ceased. "Just do the best you can" is not an answer....
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    265

    Congrats!!! But I'm an old dog--from back in the day when you had to sit in a giant auditorium for two full days with a few hundred of your closest friends--everyone in the state who graduated that...
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    June 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

    "Yes. We're twins. I know what you're thinking, and if we had hands we'd slap you for
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    Funny/Embarrassing Moments of Nursing School

    In OB rotation (this was over twenty years ago), I passed out just as the doc was about to perform an epesiotomy. Last thing I saw was the head crowning, and the last thing I heard was the doc saying,...
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    Vanco: give or wait for vanco trough?

    Does your facility have standing Vanco protocol? I would assume so, since the MD ordered "per pharmacy dose." Pharmacy is then responsible to dose according to lab draw results. Lab draw was late,...
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    Walked in on a pt rolling a joint

    ^^^This. This and
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    Walked in on a pt rolling a joint

    "...Maybe he was masterbating into the menu?? You never really know what a cigarette pack can hold..the imagination of me! " Thank you for the much needed levity, Ladyfree. Now we can all have a good...
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    Just a bad shift...

    What a nice thing to say. Thank you for posting. Keep in mind, however, that many a hospital administration does not view nursing staff as an "asset," because our services are not billable. As opposed...
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    Walked in on a pt rolling a joint

    I'm pretty sure you drown kittens and put puppies in the microwave, too. In all seriousness, let it go. Some people made up their minds on page one, and no amount of backpedaling or explanations will...
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    Walked in on a pt rolling a joint

    The pile-on surprised me. When I read the OP, I understood "enjoys his meds too much" to mean nothing more than "takes a lot of them." I think, to be fair, give the OP the benefit of the doubt. If...
  22. That's a high compliment. I'll take it, and thank you so
  23. Usually, it's explained by the cold, unfeeling, randomness of one's own genetics. Some people get lung cancer who have never smoked or been exposed to known, airborne carcinogens. Some people smoke...
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    how to deal with an evil boss...

    A mean-ish boss is nothing new, but lying about your work performance with false accusations is a very, very big deal. I would a. ) leave the facility or b.) address this further (might see if you...
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    Does it get better being a new nurse?

    Tele is the floor where new nurses go to learn how to throw up before each shift. That's why tele floors love new grads--precious little unsuspecting lambs that jump into the deep end unawares. Tele...