mrr5745

mrr5745

Hospice, HIV/STD, Neuro ICU, ER

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  1. Non-solicitation agreement

    I'm being asked to sign a non-solicitation agreement as a condition of employment from a company that offered me a job. This agreement would last 1 year after my employment ended. I've never been...
  2. Non-solicitation agreement

    Yes, my concern is that it's very vague, and could apply to all the nursing homes and hospitals in my area. I understand them not wanting me to poach current clients or staff, but the 1 year part...
  3. Oh honey - I'm sure you'll pass if you haven't already. I had to take a similar test with experience as a nurse but zero experience with computers prior to my first Epic analyst job. I'm sure with...
  4. For Those Considering A Career In Nursing

    This just showed up as a memory on FB. I had to re-share because it's still one of the best explanations of a career in nursing that I've ever
  5. Nurse Slang Yo!

    "Pleasantly
  6. In Florida there is an OBGYN named Richard Stiff. For some odd reason he goes by Dr. R. Douglas Stiff. In my city, we have an OBGYN named Dr. Yeast. It's pronounced YEAHst or something like that, but...
  7. Sorry Nurse Recruiters/Nurse Managers!

    What happens when the home health pt codes and it's just you and your black bag? No code team, No doctors, No experienced nurses around to help. Sure, you could call 911, but while waiting for the...
  8. Unappreciated by the patient's family

    If the pt is getting comfort measures only, he should not be on a rehab unit. Rehab pts are expected to do 3+ hours of PT/OT per day. If the pt cannot tolerate this or is not making progress they are...
  9. The Mockery of Nursing

    Please include a section on grilling the fresh meat. New nurses covered in BBQ
  10. The Mockery of Nursing

    After a long week of dealing with worthless nursing students, my thought process was somewhere along the line of: Nurses eat their young + horror + fomites = Silence of the
  11. The Mockery of Nursing

    It puts the lotion on It's skin, or It gets the hose
  12. The Mockery of Nursing

    Thank you for finally giving me some motivation and inspiration for my
  13. I often joke that I carry a magic wand that solves problems and takes care of pt's symptoms. Today, I actually said: "My magic wand can fix a lot of things, but stupid isn't one of
  14. The Mockery of Nursing

    I used to LOVE people. I was a real "people person." Then I became I nurse. Now, I avoid people as much as
  15. 2nd Nursing Cartoon caption contest - win $100

    "Of COURSE you're the Easter Bunny! I just called you Brian by
  16. What NOT to say during an interview

    Did Ms. Manners ever write a book? If so, we need to send one to that RN
  17. My guess is the prelimary test for Hep C is positive, but they don't have the confirmatory test back yet? His EIA could ​be a false positive d/t the other issues he has with his liver. I'll keep you...
  18. The Mockery of Nursing

    Kinda feel like the ANA should sue him for libel if he does not post a correction and apology. Also find it interesting that the name of the facility is not
  19. The Mockery of Nursing

    nursel56 - Yo Mama so fat even Richard Simmons can't help but
  20. The Mockery of Nursing

    Is it still considered self-medicating if it benefits
  21. The Mockery of Nursing

    wooh, you're so
  22. Does suctioning trach's ever get easier?

    Know how to tell the difference between nurses and RTs? Put both in a room and fill it to chin level with poop and then hawk a big loogie at them. The RTs stay standing and the nurses
  23. The Mockery of Nursing

    You know what else makes me absolutely crazy? People who misuse to, two, and too. Or through and threw. The list goes on and on. I understand the occasional typo - I'm guilty of that myself - but I...
  24. Just a couple of points here. 1) Hospice does not perform euthanasia on it's patients. Actually, I routinely start my pts on abx and appetite stimulants. There is no reason to try to speed up the...