Roy Fokker BSN, RN

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    Non-Nurses calling themselves a Nurse

    LUVyourCNA: I work with three LPNs. Two have been on the job for 25+ years. The other just retired from active military duty (special forces medic) and has done extensive time in CCU/ICU and multiple...
  2. @ :: http://www.cnn.com/2004/HEALTH/11/01/painless.child.ap/index.html Thought I'd share this with
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    What do you think of Nursing Care Plans?

    i agree.careplans in nsg. school was the pits! ack! ptooie! yuck! and other assorted expressions of disgust :trout: but just as we don't realize we are actively performing trigonometry and vectors...
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    Difficult situation

    I once did something thoughtless to a PT. :imbar She was ambulating one of my patients and I asked her, in front of the patient, when was the next time she would be able to make rounds. She made a...
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    Ideas on how to prepare for NCLEX

    When I worked tech support as a consultant for my university's IT department, we had a big stenciled abbreviation pasted on our wall:RTFM - Read The F______ Manual
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    Would you recommend nursing to your daughter?

    Never
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    Don't just get to work on time....

    I like to be on work before time - helps me avoid any last minute rush my preceeding nurse may have and if I get done with report sooner, I also get a chance to ask them further questions on my...
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    How do you deal with ICU superiority complex?

    "It's harder to recognise a pattern when you are a part of it" You maybe speculating but I suspect you are more right than wrong.In my limited experience, I have found that most co-workers respond...
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    New Nurse 6 Months-float ?

    I haven't floated - yet. We don't float an awful lot from my floor - we are pretty much a "dedicated" surgical floor (all though of late we've seen more medical patients being admitted). Our techs are...
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    Most RN's first borns?

    Second born with one older brother. Parent's neither drink nor
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    med administrations via GT/NGT

    If you don't have a mortar and pestle on your floor, do what I do: Put the pills between two medicine cups and use the flat end of anything (usually my pen) to mash 'em in. :) Works pretty good - even...
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    MD's professional handwriting skills

    Hi Steph,If you conducted that study in India, China and South Africa, I'd guarantee you, you'd get different results each time. Again - being a boy or a girl doesn't pre-dispose you to better...
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    Going to India-- what meds to take?

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    MD's professional handwriting skills

    Sorry Steph - but I honestly think such "studies" are hogwash.They do little but perpetuate gender stereotypes. I could extrapolate your "study results" and claim that "since boys have better math...
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    I need advice..RN or not..What to do

    It's quite alright! We welcome opinions from our female membership too!
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    You know you're a male RN when......

    You know you're a male nurse if: - you listen to your co workers moaning about "husbands/boyfriends" descend to "moaning about men in general". You clear your throat and say something like "insert...
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    MD's professional handwriting skills

    Our ER docs do this - but I think it's standard practice in the ER ?Some of my fellow nurses joke that MDs go to school for all those years just so they could learn to write like pre
  18. Here's my list:1. Name, Sex, Age. Admitting date and diagnosis. Procedure date (maybe different from admission date). Attending MDs, Hospitalists, internists, primary MDs. On-call MDs if need be. Code...
  19. Don't eeeeven get me started!There is one nurse on PM shift I don't bother listening to her taped report on. She just regurgitates what is already on the chart - no observations of her own. No...
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    MD's professional handwriting skills

    There are a couple of docs and surgeons on my floor who really need to be sat down and talked to about their pathetic handwriting. Many of the docs do fine - I'm actually more irritated by their lack...
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    Anyone NOT use prefilled flushes?

    The first thing I do when I walk out of the report room is stuff me left pants cargo pocket with 5-7 flushes and 3-4 cannula-tip caps. AM or PM shift is usually so busy that flushing heplocks isn't a...
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    Scripting Nurses?

    IMHO? Smells like the "Ask me if I washed my hands today" button....
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    Did anyone lose weight AFTER becoming a nurse?

    Can you please explain this to my folks?They are absolutely livid that I'm leading an unhealthy lifestyle! "All you do is sleep all day" (uhh, I work 5 nights a week?) and "you don't get enough...
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    Did anyone lose weight AFTER becoming a nurse?

    I haven't lost weight - but I haven't gained any iehter... despite an utter and almost complete lack of gym/exercise. I figure the 10+ miles I walk a week on the job, plus the lifting and...
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    The Circumcision Discussion

    The United States is the only Western nation with a majority Christian population that practices large scale circumcision for non-religious reasons. If circumcision was all that much more beneficial,...