Roy Fokker BSN, RN

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  1. I don't. My "official signature" (the one I use on my passport, checks etc.) is completely different from my work signature. I use my work signature ONLY at work and it consists of nothing more than...
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    How does working major holidays go at your hospital?

    Every other holiday - but since I don't celebrate most of 'em (Easter, Thanksgiving, Christmas) I always volunteer to cover someone else. I figure it's win-win: they can stay home with family and I...
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    I have a IV insertion question :-)

    There's nothing "dumb" about it. :)Access is access. What difference does it make if the cannula is pointing toward the heart or away from it? Venous blood flows in one direction - regardless of the...
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    Why do you never get sent home when you want to?

    Murphy's Laws of Nursing: cheers, PS: In case y'all haven't figured it out already: Murphy was an
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    dealing with perverted patients

    Wise words.I recently had a very belligerent drunk in the ER. He ended up being taken down by 4 security guards (and me!), strapped down to the stretcher and put in 4-point locked restraints. We...
  6. Off all the things in nursing, that is probably the one thing that REALLY chaps my hide too!!! One shift would use the "nursing is a 24-hour profession" excuse but refuse to acknowledge the same when...
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    Men intimidated by RN salary?

    Personally, I'm marryin' a woman .... not her paycheck. cheers, PS: I've had one relationship not work out because she was 'conscious' about the fact that I made less than she did. I'm not complaining...
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    Casualties: Nurses struggling with burnout

    I know a nurse who refuses to use the term "burn out". She says that management uses that as an excuse to continue unworkable situations that causes frustration amongst nurses. Kinda like blaming the...
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    Patient choking on food

    Ditto that!2 weeks ago, I was working up a lady complaining of intermittent Chest Pain, relieved by Nitro (given by the medics). That pretty much nailed a cardiac workup for me. So there I was working...
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    Do you draw blood of peripheral IVs?

    Here's what I do in my ED:* Before you begin, have the Vaccutainer holder (that clear plastic thingie into which you shove tubes. I'll try to see if I can post a picture LOL) with the Blue-hub BD (has...
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    "NEVER Events"

    I made this post not too long ago:
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    98 hours this pay and $1000 taken off in taxes/pension

    Yes they do - but remember, having the government take more money per paycheck than you need to simply means you're giving the government interest-free money for the tax year....Instead of it staying...
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    Safe, Dangerous, or Irrelevant?

    1. how many techs/cnas do you have? what is the level of their experience?2. are we talking days, evenings or night shifts? 3. what are the other rns you work with - who can you call upon for...
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    Help...Resuscitation needed

    Absolutely not joking. Despite all the hulabaloo being made about bad property puchases, the other half of the story is being conveniently ignored by the media - plenty of folks have made sound...
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    Patient demands fall precaution sign be taken down

    :chuckle :chuckle Thanks for the laugh!!! cheers, PS: I refuse to call them numbskulls "The Joint Commission". It's either "JCAHO" ... or ..... well, a bunch of epithets not fit to print here without...
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    Horrible care given to SIL post accident!!!

    This isn't unusual.All PAs/NPs in my ED run their cases by the attending but the attending doesn't see all patients. This includes some trauma cases as well. I know of at least 4 other area/regional...
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    Help...Resuscitation needed

    Gold, precious metals and .... property. Yes, property. Owning land is never a bad investment. You may not make a killing - but what you have will always hold "true value". It is stable and retains...
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    Anyone heard of "Gale Charbonneau" disease???

    No idea. The only Carbonneau I know is the indefatigable Guy Carbonneau!
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    Pt signed out AMA then died! what do you think?

    Lawsuit? Why? Was he not competent (mentally alert, oriented) when he signed the form that said he was going home Against Medical Advice??? If he was competent when he signed the form and there was no...
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    Nursing is not always recession-proof

    No job is immune to market pressures. The key is to understand developing trends and adapt as the need arises. The Market will always tend towards conservation of labor. Just take for example farming:...
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    ED staff not checking blood sugars

    I echo Maisy. I check sugars on all those who I think needs 'em. If they are a diabetic but appear to be hemodynamically stable, then I usually wait for the BMP to come back. If the sugar is over...
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    Patient demands fall precaution sign be taken down

    i'm confused - how much 'personal information' can you give away by a sign that says "fall precautions" ???i guess i'm trying to understand your argument regarding hipaa violation here - since i don't...
  23. It depends on their presenting status. All my OD patients get hooked onto a monitor. I'm not all too hung up on them wanting to sleep - if their hemodynamic status is stable enough to permit it, sure...
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    A name for Computer on Wheels

    The nurses on the oncology unit at my old hospital even went as far as painting "patches" on their "cows" and attaching tails and ears. Our oncology patients appreciated the humor - especially the...
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    Wenkebock Type 1 & 2

    that was pretty neat. do you mind if i pass that along at work?