Wildtyme: The headache is back today. She did not go to ER because she CHOSE not to go, also she would have had to go by ambulance, as she's unable to weight bear, or even sit up (can't bend her hips...
I have a patient right now who's on total bedrest for 6 weeks following dislocation of her hip after hip replacement surgery. She's on Fragmin (low molecular wt. heparin) as prophylaxis agains blood...
I read somewhere about a rookie paramedic, an 18 yr. old boy who was working with an ambulance crew during the summer. They were called to pick up a lady who had slipped and fallen while carrying a...
Tania, you have asked a very complex question, one that can only be answered by finding books/articles written by someone who has researched this particular area. Most nurses work in big city...
Basically, the training of any of these nurses would be the same. After graduation, they may chose to take extra courses in their specialist area. For example, the LTC nurse might want to study...
Laura: ROFLMAO!! Only a nurse could laugh at something so gross! And only a nurse would respond as that one did..."sorry, couldn't measure the contents of the cansiter!" Hope you gave her some sort...
Yup, that would do it for me, I'm sure! Snot I can handle, trachs don't bother me at all, poop, pee, most of the time, NO problem. But roaches hiding in someone's bandages/hair/clothing, etc...lemme...
I work in homecare, and we are not paid for any breaks. Rarely do I get to sit and eat my lunch like a civilized human being. I usually grab a sandwich from the takeout window of a coffee shop, and...
Oh myohmy!! You guys are a riot!! I'd hate to be the poor man who tried to pick you up in a bar. Yes, we nurses may "eat our young", but any unwary physicians who cross our paths had better look out...
The closest I came to losing it was when I was assisting a veterinarian pin a cat's dislocated leg. He was a BIG man, ex-football player, and he took this little kitty's leg, and twisted it around...
Hey, it's part of nursing! Luckily, I don't have a hard time with poop or pee, I've cleaned up after too many pets. Vomit is another story, however, though the closest I've come to losing my lunch...
Bstreit: I know a young mother of two who is currently undergoing chemo for Ca. of the bowel with mets. to the liver. I've passed your story on to a mutual friend for her entertainment. Knowing her...
Jay-Jay replied to randomnamees's topic in Nursing Humor
LOL! The one about Sister Fuchs made me howl! Up here we have a nurse with the last name of "Butcher"...and, no, she does not work in the O.R., but in palliative care! When I was a kid, we went to: a...
Had a patient from Romania with very severe back pain due to spinal stenosis. He rated it at 7/10, and neither Tylenol #3 or Oxycet seemed to help. His wife had read somewhere in a book by a doctor...
I haven't had that much trouble with med wrappers, except for the pills occasionally becoming airborn on me ( I call this the "reverse mousetrap" packaging, when it happens!) However, I sure have had...
You made me laugh, Mona! Also, it brought back some bitter-sweet memories of the first s.c. injection I ever did. My best friend was diabetic, and a nurse. One day, after supper, she plunked her...
Yes, the squeamish DO survive! The first time I had to change a dirty adult diaper as a nursing student, my partner ran out of the room gagging! I thought to myself, what'smatter, don't you have...
Jay-Jay replied to Kel Cardaras's topic in Nursing Humor
The above story reminds me of an incident that happened to me a few months ago. I was seeing this 70 yr. old gentleman for followup after chemotherapy. He was a devout Muslim, with pictures of the...
I got this item from the wife of a patient of mine. It was originally titled "Bill Clinton's Medical Dictionary", so some of you may have seen it already. It made me howl! Artery - the study of...