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  1. They're Their and There

    Lord, don't even get me started on it's and its, im and ill. And then there are those folks who can't figure out how to make a word plural so they think they should just stick an apostrophe in there...
  2. Favorite Dr or Nurse Name

    Kathy, I think I'd have installed locks and charged per visit!
  3. Deleted thread??

    Maybe they mooooved it like that awful thread about the danger of drinking milk. Sorry...in a silly
  4. If you'll all forgive me for pointing out the obvious, in one of his/her previous posts the OP states he/she is an "inquiring monkey" trying to help a friend. What kind of nursing program assigns...
  5. Getting hit on at work?

    Sorry entered before I intended to! He was arrested for assaulting his ex-wife. Flirtatiousness is not always innocent nor should a woman feel flattered about
  6. Getting hit on at work?

    This really creepy new guy who worked in another department at my hospital (not nursing) kept trying to talk to me but I'd just say hello and go on about my business. Then when I had a day off he'd...
  7. Learn To Say It Correctly!!

    I think if I ever hear "sontimeters" again I'll
  8. I know how such a law would be enforced. DHS would be more than happy to go door-to-door to round up children living with smoking parents. Wouldn't that be a windfall for the foster care
  9. Pronounce buccal ... help

    Buckle. I've never heard it pronounced any other
  10. Medical shows...

    Yeah, very unrealistic like Chicago Hope was (I'm glad it's gone). The "head nurse" in the ER personally greeted patients, accompanied them to the OR, and scrubbed in to their
  11. Medical shows...

    And then there's those darn monitors that go
  12. Nurses notes...Print or Cursive?

    Legibility is not an issue if your facility uses computer charting. However, when you write orders you have an obligation to write legibly and clearly. If your cursive is difficult to decipher for...
  13. PHARMACY PROBLEMS?

    As somebody already said, STAT means STAT, so the nurse should never have to call 10 times to beg for a med. Another huge issue at my hospital is TPN and ABX that just don't show up at the right time...
  14. Do you have to start everyone's IV for them?

    I don't see the need to start an "older nurse" debate where IVs are concerned. As one of those older nurses I've been starting IVs for 30 plus years and it's been literally YEARS since anybody had to...
  15. Why are patients...?

    Why is that patients are struck totally dumb when the doctor is in the room? Then when he's moved on to another patient they call the nurse to their room to ask the results of their CBC or when can...
  16. Medical shows...

    Yeah, on House the docs even do the ultrasounds and CT scans. My pet peeve is code blues on medical shows. Dr. Smith to the ICU. Code blue ICU. Stand back. Clear. He's gone. Whole code takes about 30...
  17. Share The Weirdest Reasons Patients Push The Call Light

    Nurse, come quick. Somebody took my leg! (Prosthesis subsequently located in the
  18. Medical words that make you cringe.

    GI bleed. Double barreled colostomy. Hemorrhoidectomy. Enucleation (there you go,
  19. Favorite "Lay Terms" For Diagnoses

    My patient says she takes a Loralax every morning: a Lortab plus Miralax. Drug companies should get busy on that
  20. Favorite "Lay Terms" For Diagnoses

    My patient was a direct admit from the MD's office with shortness of breath but he seemed not to understand that. Denied pain, shortness of breath, lungs clear, sats 98%. I was puzzled. "Have you been...
  21. What do you do to destress?

    I've been hauling all the houseplants out to the patio this morning. Pulling weeds. Planting marigolds. Best destresser in the whole world. Got up early and took the dog to the park. Wore her little...
  22. CMA posing as nurse...?

    Amen to the California BON! I was the victim of an unlicensed medical assistant who did not notify my doctor of my emergency, which nearly cost me my life. I don't allow UMC's to make medical...
  23. Why are patients...?

    Or the kleenex box one quarter of an inch to the left or the
  24. Why are patients...?

    You do realize HQ that this is the humor section? I've been a nurse for 32 years. I understand psychological/historical implications of the Great Depression. I was posing my reply in question form as...
  25. Holy Abscess! Not for the faint of heart

    Cool! Nothin' much bothers me...well, except a