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  1. "Sharing Humour"

    A little humor is a great way to connect with patients and makes the day a little brighter for you and the
  2. Nurses Smoking: Compassion Instead of Judgement

    And it closes off my airway,
  3. Nurses Smoking: Compassion Instead of Judgement

    37Changes, being subjected to second-hand smoke on a daily basis is NOT about the smell or the frequent breaks smokers take when their nonsmoking coworkers don't get a break at all. It's about my...
  4. The detail I missed that set my day on the wrong foot

    Nurse J22, I put my scrub pants on backward once too! Wondered all morning where my pockets
  5. How to tell managers that you are interested?

    I have hired several students who've done their preceptorships with us. I can see for myself who would be a good fit. All you can do is
  6. New name for nursing career?

    My first name is not unusual you just don't hear it very often. But, there's another nurse on the unit with the same first name, so I just go by my nickname, which is a shortened version of my name to...
  7. April Fools Jokes

    I prank my kids every year and I always get em. Last year I texted them both: "I'm thinking about getting a tattoo. What do you think would look good on the side of my neck?" I thoughtfully included...
  8. Nurses Smoking: Compassion Instead of Judgement

    Where's the compassion for nonsmoking people who are made ill by cigarette
  9. Doctors Say the Darnedest Things

    My friend chased the pulmonologist, who seemed to be in a very big hurry, down the hall, yelling Dr. C, please come back, I have a problem! He finally slowed down and says, "So do I. I'll solve your...
  10. "I am a nurse!"

    A long time ago before HIPAA (so it's okay to tell it now) a FF's wife claimed to be a cardiologist, and would come in demanding EKG's and tests for her husband. Funny, she never identified herself as...
  11. Nurse week, scavenger hunt

    It doesn't even have to be Nurses' Week to be cause for celebration for other departments. Somebody brings us donuts and housekeeping swipes most of
  12. Workplace Sayings

    Spanked in Pittsburgh, sometimes it's the positive paper bag
  13. Nurse week, scavenger hunt

    But Mr Nurse, what about the pony and the clowns and the dunking machine? The leftover Halloween candy? As a complete aside, who knew whiskey was gluten
  14. "I am a nurse!"

    It's been my experience that visitors who straight off the bat identify themselves as nurses generally aren't. We had one real troublemaker who claimed to be a nurse and interfered with everything we...
  15. Nurse week, scavenger hunt

    Well, I did agree to ride the pony! Don't even get me started on the Viagra pens the drug reps left and the little cups of vanilla ice cream you have to eat with a
  16. Nurse week, scavenger hunt

    I'd rather have the pony ride than get a backpack (cup, lunch bag or ballpoint pen) with the hospital logo on it that all other departments also get so they won't be jealous that the nurses get all...
  17. Funniest Slips

    I don't make this slip anymore: Is this your wife? No, fill in the blank, it's always the girlfriend the wife doesn't know exists, daughter, great aunt, elderly next door neighbor or Sunday School...
  18. Workplace Sayings

    No maam we don't have any banana posicles only red or green. Sure, here's the Head Honcho's
  19. Accepting verbal orders from another nurse?

    Oh no!! Klone's right, that smacks of diversion because it was diversion. She could've gone to any experienced nurse with that request but she picked you because you didn't know any better and she...
  20. Past history about care on a Saturday

    Uh huh..broken fingernails, unperscrided happy pills and unanswered call bells from 1923. We're a troll playground
  21. Past history about care on a Saturday

    Now I'm confused about the LDS
  22. Past history about care on a Saturday

    I haven't a clue what a 7th dater is. I've worked 32 years in a Catholic hospital, and have worked many many Sabbaths in 39 years of nursing and haven't ever heard the term. None of us here were alive...
  23. OMG JACHO IS HERE!

    I got pulled to a med surg floor once during a joint commission visit (I'm CVICU). Going about my own business in a patient's room and I looked up to see the director of nurses and assistant director...
  24. Alabama nurse killed...

    That hospital does have metal detectors and they were in use, however there are numerous other ways of getting into the building without passing metal detectors or
  25. Patient Sitters Rock!

    I am unclear as to what discussions you're asking us to include sitters in. How do you propose the 'medical field' recognize