Wendy RN

One very tired night nurse once charted on a male patient, Patient refused nicotine patch, stated "I do not use that form of birth control". I always wondered where you would stick it to prevent pregnancy....LOL

MY patients have taught me to...... Never use a toothbrush to "scratch an itch in my butt hole" because it can, and will, magically disappear up the chute. Never try pet wild kittens that live in the barn, even if they look tiny and sweet, because th...