Wendy RN replied to AHarri66's topic in Nursing Humor
One very tired night nurse once charted on a male patient, Patient refused nicotine patch, stated "I do not use that form of birth control". I always wondered where you would stick it to prevent...
MY patients have taught me to...... Never use a toothbrush to "scratch an itch in my butt hole" because it can, and will, magically disappear up the chute. Never try pet wild kittens that live in the...