Adam D. RN2005

Adam D. RN2005

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  1. Share The Weirdest Reasons Patients Push The Call Light

    Adam D. RN2005 replied to RN06-NP09's topic in Nursing Humor

    This makes me think of the female patient who was embarrassed for me after wiping her. She stated "it must be so degrading to have to wipe someones @$$." I replied with "In any profession you have to...

  2. And You Think YOUR Job Stinks.......

    Adam D. RN2005 replied to VivaLasViejas's topic in Nursing Humor

    Is this for real? Adam 19 Days to

  3. Doctor bloopers

    Adam D. RN2005 replied to ptnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Oscar Meyer Weiner,

  4. What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    Adam D. RN2005 replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    Yeah, it sounds like DIC. Had a pt that had it. Was already brain dead when DIC started to set in. Adam 38 Days till

  5. fun things to do in the recovery room

    Adam D. RN2005 replied to john privett's topic in Nursing Humor

    Cute, Very Cute. Adam 44 Days til

  6. Funny Names for Nurses

    Adam D. RN2005 replied to randomnamees's topic in Nursing Humor

    I once pulled into a parking lot for a medical group, and under dentistry, Dr.

  7. Share Your Funniest Patient Stories...

    Adam D. RN2005 replied to Trvln Nurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Oh please, do tell what ads popped up when the word gorilla was

  8. Share Your Funniest Patient Stories...

    Adam D. RN2005 replied to Trvln Nurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Yeah, I just noticed that too. How

  9. Fun Ways To Reduce Stress

    Adam D. RN2005 replied to AmyB's topic in Nursing Humor

    The pop corn made me think back to when I was a kid 20 ago. My parents had just gotten a microwave, and one night when they had gone out to dinner and a movie, or something like that. My sister and I...

  10. When life gives you tampons....

    Adam D. RN2005 replied to porterwoman's topic in Nursing Humor

    It must be a Y chromosome thing, because I don't get it either. Then maybe I have been studying a little to much

  11. The elderly and bad eyesight

    Adam D. RN2005 posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    70-year-old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came backwith normal results. Dr. Smith said, "George, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally?...

  12. Diary of a Snowshoveler...New & Funny!

    Adam D. RN2005 replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Yeah, And get hit by 4 hurricanes in 6 weeks. I think I'll stay in

  13. Nursing School Bloopers

    Adam D. RN2005 replied to Jabber964's topic in Nursing Humor

    You're lucky. During my pediatric rotation, I was assigned an 8 month old premie. Had to change his Diaper. Lets just say that his urine was a very good vintage. Enough said.

  14. More Evidence That This World Is Full Of Complete Idiots:

    Adam D. RN2005 replied to AmyB's topic in Nursing Humor

    If you really want to laugh, goto http://www.darwinawards.com and then you really get to see the stupidity of people. On the Nursing unit I work on, I sware there is at least one pt per shift that is...

  15. What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    Adam D. RN2005 replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    I think that she is talking about an LMP tube. Saw plenty of them during my ambulatory surgury. They can be reused after each

  16. What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    Adam D. RN2005 replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    This is my almost my most gross and yucky nursing horror story. A few days ago, another tech and I along with a nurse were helping get a pt off the pan and the other tech held the pan right above my...

  17. Chemistry can be fun

    Adam D. RN2005 replied to TitaniaSidhe's topic in Nursing Humor

    The reason's that I held on why religion and science should never mix has just been thrown out the window. Now that is someone using their noodle.

  18. Christmas With Louise

    Adam D. RN2005 replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Oh my! The second grandpa started hitting on the doll, I lost it. Thanks for the much needed laugh before Nursing 4 finals.

  19. Funny Billboards

    Adam D. RN2005 posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Come on, we all have seen them, Billboards that cause you to loose control of your car because you are just laughing histerically. My Favorite, see outside of Hartsford Conneticut on I-84 for a...

  20. David Lee Roth to become a Paramedic!

    Adam D. RN2005 replied to Antikigirl's topic in Nursing Humor

    To confirm those rumors, Yes, David Lee Roth is going to become a paramedic. Here are a couple of web addresses to confirm the story. But I have got to say, I love the rewrite of Dancing in the...

  21. Random onel liners

    Adam D. RN2005 replied to Farkinott's topic in Nursing Humor

    Can't Resist To add to bad joke list... Hear the one about the one arm man? No, well, neither did I. (Heard from an Alheimerz PT.) Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He just did? (Heard from a...

  22. What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    Adam D. RN2005 replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    I can't help but think that she was hiding it after the NPO order came

  23. What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    Adam D. RN2005 replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    And I decided to become a nurse because of why?!!? Oh I could be sitting in front a computer infected with a virus and its only vomit being a 3.5 floppy and CD-rom disks from the drive or the printer...

  24. What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    Adam D. RN2005 replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    I've got to add my two cents in here. In the past week, changing my 8 month old patient's diaper with my instructor standing there, I learned never to stand over a baby exposed. The baby decided to...

  25. Aren't kids great?

    Adam D. RN2005 replied to AmyB's topic in Nursing Humor

    I can confirm clorox and brake fluid from a college experiment gone arry. From what I heard, the entire lab was sent to the