AgentBeast MSN, RN

Emergency Nursing

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    e-MAR headaches!!!!!

    AgentBeast replied to UnionRN2's topic in Patient Medications

    If it were me I'd fire the computers out the window into the parking lot, but I wouldn't advise you doing that. Sounds like IT dropped the ball big time on this one, and **** flows downhill and...
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    The "dirty" side of nursing...

    AgentBeast replied to jordanl's topic in General Nursing

    Whoever designed the fecal management system can kiss my ass. What a mess these things are, but someone had to get in there and clean this patient up. I figured it might as well be me. I don't know if...
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    Best MD note

    AgentBeast replied to beckster_01's topic in Nursing Humor

    Better than "Frank and Beans" I
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    ADN students, how much do you study?

    AgentBeast replied to FLhusker's topic in General Students

    I probably averaged about 5 minutes per day this past semester, but I'm at the low end. There were others that spent probably 4 hours per day studying. The average is somewhere between 1 and 2 hours...
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    what are the preparations for the clinical???

    AgentBeast replied to smily11's topic in General Students

    Clinical is what the actually being in a hospital with your clinical instructor and performing various nursing functions as a student is called. You want to know what the health assessment class is...
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    So if bile is a detergent...?

    AgentBeast replied to canesdukegirl's topic in General Nursing

    If you are puking up bile you probably should see a
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    Need help/ advice before taking the Hesi A2

    AgentBeast replied to Lucidity's topic in HESI Entrance, Exit Exam

    The chemistry is all basic intro to chem stuff. You get a calculator that shows up on the computer screen for the math, actually it is there the entire test. What you need a calculator for during the...
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    So if bile is a detergent...?

    AgentBeast replied to canesdukegirl's topic in General Nursing

    I :redbeathe
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    Which stethoscope to buy???

    AgentBeast replied to kelseymalynn's topic in Scrubs, Uniforms, Gear

    Cardiology III's and almost all Littmann scopes for that matter come in 2 different tubing lengths, 27" which is the standard length, and the shorter
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    Being a Teacher/Nurse

    AgentBeast replied to gohogs's topic in General Nursing

    Somebody asked me once why I didn't go and get my Masters in Education instead of going into nursing (I have a BSEd already), I told them teachers were underpaid and unappreciated so I decided to go...
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    Held Coreg w/ BP of 100/55

    AgentBeast replied to noyesno's topic in General Nursing

    Actually we are both correct and both formulas are correct. I was taught (2xSBP+DBP)/3=~MAP Either formula is just an estimation as the only way to know for sure is to put in an arterial line. Not...
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    Which stethoscope to buy???

    AgentBeast replied to kelseymalynn's topic in Scrubs, Uniforms, Gear

    Well then stay away from the threads that talk about the Littmann electronic scopes. LOL. I think what makes the Cardiology scopes better than the standard scopes is the diameter of the tubing. The...
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    Tri-C in Cleveland

    AgentBeast replied to NewStart2012's topic in Ohio Nursing

    Vaccinations are Hep B- 3 injection series MMR Polio Varicella Tetorifice and a 2 step TB test needs to be within the last year. There really isn't any sense in getting any of this done before you get...
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    Help! I suck at math!

    AgentBeast replied to Rocknurse's topic in General Nursing

    Algebra is all about learning the rules of mathematics. Basically it boils down to what you do to one side of an equation you do to the
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    Held Coreg w/ BP of 100/55

    AgentBeast replied to noyesno's topic in General Nursing

    MAP > 60 pass the med unless the orders specify something different.
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    Need help/ advice before taking the Hesi A2

    AgentBeast replied to Lucidity's topic in HESI Entrance, Exit Exam

    If this is the same exam that I took and I think it is, it is really really
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    SCOTT&WHITE nursing internship

    AgentBeast replied to RN4LOVE's topic in General Nursing

    I'm a white Scott does that count for
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    Salt and hydration?

    AgentBeast replied to esunada's topic in General Students

    Thirst is triggered by osmoreceptors in the hypothalmus. As their name suggests they sense changes in the osmotic pressure of blood. These cells expand (take in H2O) when the blood is hypotonic and...
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    VFib Arrest after heaven discussion

    AgentBeast replied to curtiv's topic in General Nursing

    Belinda Carlisle says heaven is a place on earth. [YOUTUBE]
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    Your nursing practice varies from mine, therefore, you suck!!

    AgentBeast replied to wooh's topic in General Nursing

    I like off topic
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    Done with work!

    AgentBeast replied to Tait's topic in General Nursing

    :dncgbby:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIt5lGhFyE0
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    Which ICU should I work in?

    AgentBeast replied to NCRNMDM's topic in General Nursing

    Worry about finishing nursing school and passing the NCLEX
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    Where to buy a nursing lab kit

    AgentBeast replied to mcneillmama3's topic in General Nursing

    Buy it! Then you could hang it in your
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    Best Nursing Quotes

    AgentBeast replied to Joe V's topic in General Nursing

    Do you want to talk to the DOCTOR in charge, or the NURSE who knows whats going on? - on one of my
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    Your nursing practice varies from mine, therefore, you suck!!

    AgentBeast replied to wooh's topic in General Nursing

    I know you should have used affect where you used effect. My grammar is better than your grammar therefore you suck. *Again more sarcasm, and gentle chiding of the grammar