Nurse violence probe a 'waste' MARK ALEXANDER 30may04 QUEENSLAND nurses believe a taskforce to investigate violence in hospitals could be a waste of time. Set up by Queensland Health following...
Hospital violence rife Paula Beauchamp, health reporter 29may04 HIGH-pressure hospitals and health clinics are hotbeds of crime, where patients and staff daily face violent attacks. Twenty-one people...
Nurses in fear after rampage By JIM KELLY May 16, 2004 NURSES at Swan District Hospital are demanding immediate protection after a violent psychiatric patient went berserk yesterday morning. Staff at...
1.Do not walk behind me,for I may not lead.Do not walk ahead of me,for I may not follow.Do not walk beside me,either.Just leave me the hell alone. 2.The journey of a thousand miles begins with a...
A CHILD'S PERCEPTION A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found cat. She asked him if it was dead or alive. "Dead." She was informed. "How do you know?" she asked her pupil. "Because I pissed in...
Signs. Cocktail lounge, Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR. At a Budapest zoo: PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY...
Why English is hard to learn 1. The bandage was wound around the wound. 2. The farm was used to produce produce. 3. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4. We must polish the Polish...
NOAH's ARK - A Modern Tale And the Lord spoke to Noah: ''In six months I'm going to make it rain until the whole earth is covered with water and all the evil people are destroyed. But I want to save...
Woman Warns Against Anesthesia Awareness Tue May 18, 3:20 AM ET By MATTHEW BARAKAT, Associated Press Writer McLEAN, Va. - The pain in Carol Weihrer's eye was so severe she decided to have it...
May 14, 2004, 3:48PM Depression research finds mental health experts optimistic By DAVID KOHN Copyright 2004 Baltimore Sun Husseini Manji just wants his rats to be happy. But that's not an easy thing...
Professional Cats The first man was an engineer, the second an accountant, the third a chemist and the fourth was a public servant. To show off, the engineer called to his cat, "T-Square, do your...
Talking Dog A bloke sees a sign in front of a house in Petersham: "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back garden. The bloke goes into the backyard...
Last Update: Monday, May 17, 2004. 12:06pm (AEST) Nurses to vote on industrial campaign Meetings of nurses will continue across the New South Wales Hunter region this week to vote on a campaign...
Dr. Jim had slept with one of his patients and had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every...
NSW medical records go online 18:23 AEST Sun May 16 2004 Patients across NSW may soon be able to access their full medical records online. Health professionals - including GPs, specialists and...