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  1. Best thing about being a nurse?

    1) Working in pajamas 2) Not getting a ticket when the police pulled me over wearing those same pajamas
  2. Every 3rd weekend

    20 years ago my hospital had "weekend only" RNs who were paid extra to work every weekend, allowing for full-timers to work every third weekend. It was supposed to be a retention perk. Once the economy tanked they did away with "weekend only" and pu...
  3. Struggling with what goes on around me.

    I've seen mistakes everywhere I've ever worked. And there is always that fear of becoming a target. So I was looking for a way to delete my post, as the info about me at the end might be recognizable. I don't see a way to do that, so I basically gut...
  4. The Worst Hospital Visitor I've Ever Seen

    My favorite is the family member who complains that the patient got sicker since being admitted, as in "He/she was just fine until he/she came to the hospital." I just heard it this morning! So what was his/her chief complaint in the ER? "I feel good...
  5. What would you do if you got overpaid?

    What is this word "overpaid" of which you speak?
  6. Nurses are superhuman!

    I've had a few times over the years that I got a bug for a day or two, usually when a vent hose was disconnected and aimed in my direction, or when someone coughed/ sprayed something nasty. Ever heard of covering your mouth, dear patient? Usually ...
  7. Using Creative Charting...

    Charting While Tired... While working nights I once charted that a pt's urine was "clear to auscultation". A co-worker documented someone's stool as "brown and beautiful". We caught these beauties and corrected them. A resident once charted that a dy...
  8. PLEASE HELP!!!

    It's a subacute rehab facility, not an actual hospital. Actually they have 3 facilities in Detroit. Couldn't say if the places are good or bad. Here is a link to their website: http://www.triumph-healthcare.com/locations/detroitMichiganLTACHospital....
  9. What nursing will be like in the FuTuRe!

    I think I'll be working as long as my back can take it. But when people start referring to me as "spry", I'll know it's time to go ...you whippersnapper
  10. How do the male nurses feel about perineal care?

    So why did you even bring it up? What-- do you think perineal care is "women's work"? =======================
  11. Do I want to be a nurse for the wrong reasons?

    It sounds to me like you'll fit right in. I think however that your enthusiasm may be somewhat tempered once you find yourself in the real world of nursing. Nursing in the next 10 years - Page 4- Nursing for Nurses * * * *
  12. Nursing in the next 10 years

    In almost 24 years of nursing I've seen all kinds of predictions for the future. Nurses would form their own companies and contract with hospitals for services. Nurses would bill patients separately for services. Nurses would direct care and the a...
  13. Mr. Beattie's comments are so poorly written, I hope he's not giving credit to any of his teachers for his composition skills. If so, he argues against himself.
  14. Then again, check out this article about what happened to a detention officer in Arkansas: http://www.helium.com/items/1869422-hot-jailer-jessie-lunderby-suspended-for-posing-nude-for-playboy Of course, it was Playboy, and I suppose they used her ...
  15. Staffing Ratios Condemn Patients To Inferior Care

    Here is the link to the bill in the U.S. Senate. Unfortunately it's been pigeonholed in a committee and will probably never come out. I wrote an email to both of my state's Senators in support of the bill. One hasn't responded, the other one said, i...
  16. Have you been assaulted by a patient?

    It doesn't help either when we make excuses for some of the patients, like "Oh, they're just stressed out"-- I worked a unit with patients on LVADs. One A + O x 3 guy kicked a 98-pound female RN to the opposite wall and that was her response. He b...
  17. Have you been assaulted by a patient?

    A co-worker told me that she once left a code because while she was doing chest compressions a relative of the patient grabbed her by her hair and yelled "Faster, b**ch!"
  18. Top 10 Myths of the "MURSE"

    I'm male, been in Nursing for 23 years, never heard the term "murse" before. Lordy, where have I been? But I do agree with the points made in Mike's post. Here's one he didn't include, but I've been told by many female colleagues several times tha...
  19. Mildred's Brand New Littman Stethescope

    I think it would fall into the mineral category * *
  20. Do doctors really yell at you, and get away with it?

    It doesn't happen often, but when it does I can choose one of three responses: 1-- Ignore the person as he or she couldn't possibly be addressing me in such an unprofessional manner 2-- Shout back as that must be this person's normal form of com...
  21. The Problem with Nursing

    I'll think about it. BTW, love the hat... ============= ~ : ^ /' =================
  22. The Problem with Nursing

    I have to agree with # 3. One place I worked in had a different event each day for Nurses Week, including "crazy socks day" and a wheelchair decorating competition. When I see physicians participating in such silliness, maybe I'll consider it... ====...
  23. "...Nurses are Doctors SKIVVIES"

    I have a Nursing Diploma. I was hired straight into ICU, been ICU for 23 years, also do Rapid Response. The comment about fixing Dr's mistakes, especially the interns and residents, is absolutely true. When I graduated Nursing school in 1987, I was d...
  24. stupid question

    Is this a trick question?
  25. Inappropriate Demands

    Wow, some real doozies here! Some of the stories are similar to experiences I've had, although the sex requests generally happen to female coworkers-- the only personal one I can recall is a woman with bilateral AKA, raging genital herpes, vaginal ye...