I have several..haha!!
One night when I was on c-section call and there was a mom attempting a VBAC so I was required to be within 5 minutes of the hospital while she was laboring. My husband and I went to dinner at a restaurant about amile away from the hospital. As we finished dinner I was debating whether I should call in and see how the patient was doing so I knew if I would be able to head home soon or if I should just go to the hospital. My husband said "they'll probably tell you she's six and multi-tipped" HAHAHA! I must say, I was impressed that he was at least trying to use the "lingo"
When I was about 28 weeks pregnant with my third child, I got a wild urge to rearrange my furniture. As I was moving things around my daughter, who was 8 at the time, and my son, who was 5, were concerned. They kept telling me I should stop. I reassured them that I was fine but they weren't convinced, my daughter said "but, mom, please stop if you start having those one things.." my son rolled his eyes and replied "duh, they are called C-SECTIONS." I think "contractions" is more what she had in mind....
And finally, a few years ago I took my daughters to the zoo, they were 8 and 7 at the time-they were playing on some toys in the petting zoo-one was a large nest, one was a cracked egg that was big enough for a couple of kids to get inside. My youngest daughter was in the egg, her big sister was in the nest on the other side of the playground-the daughter in the egg yelled out "look mom, I hatched out of an egg" the daughter in the nest yelled across the playground to her "no you didn't, you grew in moms uterus and came out of her vagina." Yeah, maybe being open about the reproductive process is not always the best idea!!! (haha)