AmyB

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  1. How do you pick your clinical assignment?

    AmyB replied to HyperRNRachel's topic in General Students

    For some clinicals, what hospitals and which instructors will be available isn't known until the last minute, literally. The reasoning is that if you want to be with a certain group of people, you...

  2. "The Bathing Suit" (author unknown)

    AmyB replied to Angela Mac's topic in Nursing Humor

    I think this was written by Jacqueline Mitchard. I seem to remember reading it in the paper a while

  3. Aren't kids great?

    AmyB posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    For those with No children - this is totally hysterical! For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious. For those who have children this age, this is not funny. For those...

  4. A Texan died .....

    AmyB posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    A Texan died and ascended into Heaven. St. Peter met him and welcomed him saying "You will certainly enjoy Paradise." The Texan shook his head sadly and said "I always thought that TEXAS was...

  5. The Clever Woman

    AmyB posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    This was just too good to pass up. Maybe more of us should use this approach. The letter to the bank, shown below, is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by a 96 year old woman. The bank...

  6. The $15 Porche

    AmyB posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    A fifteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream. "Where did you get that car????" He calmly told them, "I bought it today." "With what money?" demanded his...

  7. Einstein's Chauffeur

    AmyB posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker's circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another...

  8. Trippy Optical tricks

    AmyB replied to nursebedlam's topic in Nursing Humor

    That was so cool!!! It took me a minute to figure out that nothing was really moving. (yes, it has been a long

  9. It's hurricane season y'all...

    AmyB posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    We're about to enter the peak of the hurricane season. Any day now, you're going to turn on the TV and see a weather person pointing to some radar blob out in the Atlantic Ocean and making two basic...

  10. Math ... with perspective

    AmyB posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart...

  11. There is a little old lady ...

    AmyB posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    ... who, every morning steps onto her front porch, raises her arms to the sky and shouts, "PRAISE THE LORD!" One day an atheist moves into the house next door. He becomes irritated at the little...

  12. The Final Exam ...

    AmyB posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Four University of Florida college friends were so confident, that the weekend before finals, they decided to go over to Daytona Beach and party with some friends there. They had a great time....

  13. The Ten Commandments - Texas Style

    AmyB posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    People here in Texas have trouble with all those shalls and shall nots in the 10 Commandments. Folks here just aren't used to talking in those terms. So we folks out in west Texas got together and...

  14. Man---Woman Thing

    AmyB replied to TitaniaSidhe's topic in Nursing Humor

    That was

  15. Hieroglyphics Translator

    AmyB replied to GracefulRN's topic in General Nursing

    FYI, the link takes you to a sign in page where you need a user name and password. Just so you

  16. Show and Tell in the Second Grade

    AmyB posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    The Middle Wife By an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second-grade...

  17. Your daily moment of Zen

    AmyB replied to nursebedlam's topic in Nursing Humor

    :chuckle :chuckle

  18. The Guy Dictionary

    AmyB posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    The Guy Dictionary "CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" Translated: "Why isn't it already on the table?" "UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR" Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response....

  19. have you started becoming anal about things?

    AmyB replied to grapejuice01's topic in General Students

    I had an instructor who pronounced (repeatedly) the word "opague" as "opek". It took me a minute to figure out what she was saying. When I did, I couldn't stop laughing!

  20. from a student to the 'old' nurses

    AmyB replied to IowaCindy's topic in General Nursing

    can i just say a huge "thank you" to all of you who are able to juggle your usual duties and include the students who invade your work world. you've taught me your routines and tricks, educated me in...

  21. Nursing School Bloopers

    AmyB replied to Jabber964's topic in Nursing Humor

    I had a friend working in a nursing home once who was helping an elderly woman to get dressed for bed. The woman kept complaining about how she just couldn't find a bra to fit anymore. My friend...

  22. Nursing School Bloopers

    AmyB replied to Jabber964's topic in Nursing Humor

    I had a friend working in a nursing home once who was helping an elderly woman to get dressed for bed. The woman kept complaining about how she just couldn't find a bra to fit anymore. My friend...

  23. What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    AmyB replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    Not supposed to be funny, just a "gross, yucky,

  24. Dear Whiners and Complainers

    AmyB replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Thank you Fran!!!

  25. Dear Whiners and Complainers

    AmyB replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    What's the rest of the story, Fran? Does it just end with "and I am trying to start..."? I look forward to the end. It's a great