Farkinott

Farkinott RN

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  1. Pharmacology

    Farkinott replied to stephera's topic in General Nursing

    Without seeming like a real prick..........................it seems to me that if your client can't sleep (for whatever reason) and they are prescribed drugs to help them achieve this then a so called...

  2. artifical nails off..angry nurse

    Farkinott replied to Lady Sapphire's topic in Patient Safety Issues

    How do us men survive with natural

  3. Creative terminology for dosages

    Farkinott replied to lapappey's topic in Nursing Humor

    wicked, wicked, wicked! And isn't ist always given to an elderly person in the farthest room from the toilet! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

  4. Grandma's 100th Birthday Celebration

    Farkinott replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    That one is so oooooooooooooooold! :rotfl:

  5. Awful Story

    Farkinott replied to runtough238's topic in General Nursing

    If that place is a bad as you say then make an official report to the right authority and get out of

  6. Why do you want to be a nurse?

    Farkinott replied to e_pigpig's topic in General Nursing

    As an RN I will ALWAYS have a job unless i choose not to work. I have great pity for those that have not had the opportunity for an education and work in jobs where they can be laid off due to...

  7. Blatant Nursing "No-No's"........what's your worst???

    Farkinott replied to anndoodle's topic in General Nursing

    Ditto!

  8. Male Chest Hair and Scrub Tops

    Farkinott replied to Thunderwolf's topic in General Nursing

    Tweety, what the hell is a "morificecape" ?

  9. The ballerina

    Farkinott posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in London. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked,...

  10. Wondering whether to specialize after completing degree or to do a year med/surg?

    Farkinott replied to ladybird1292's topic in International Nursing

    Try and get into a good FYP program then hopefully you will be "poached" or you can approach the NUM of unit you like. If this isn't the case then a year of med/surg will give you a heap of...

  11. migrating to Australia from US

    Farkinott replied to wam79's topic in Australia, New Zealand

    You shouldn't have any problems getting a job in an acute facility. One you have gained a bit of experience in teerms of Ozzie culture then you could work towards more community based work. I grew up...

  12. hairstyles on nurses....your opinion

    Farkinott replied to HappyNurse2005's topic in General Nursing

    Get a

  13. Do I LOOK Like A Nurse To You?

    Farkinott replied to Haunted's topic in General Nursing

    I'm a hairy bloke that doesn't like to shave too often. Do I look like a nurse..............no! Am I a nursing

  14. living in the wilderness

    Farkinott posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Tom had been in business for 25 years and was finally sick of the stress. He quit his job and bought 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He saw the postman once a week and got...

  15. Condoms

    Farkinott posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" The man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms,...

  16. Heard a sad, scary story from my preceptor today

    Farkinott replied to pebbles1977's topic in Ob/Gyn

    Even if it is urban legend it is still a really crappy thing to do to an innocent newby. I say

  17. Cute joke about Petey the snake.

    Farkinott replied to LPN1974's topic in Nursing Humor

    I'd love to hear that one told by someone with a lithp! :rotfl:

  18. A Shaving Mishap

    Farkinott replied to Pattiecake's topic in Nursing Humor

    VERY suspect that one.

  19. Perfect woman

    Farkinott posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    A man was eating in a fancy restaurant, and there was a gorgeous blonde eating at the next table. He had been checking her out all night, but lacked the nerve to go talk to her. Suddenly she sneezed...

  20. Nurse Emptied Sharps Container!!!!

    Farkinott replied to proudmommielpn's topic in General Nursing

    Don't get involved! Just watcht the

  21. Long night/week HELP!!!!!

    Farkinott replied to shearernurse's topic in General Nursing

    I've had some horror shifts (rural and remote) but yours takes the cake! All I can *** is that the patients were lucky you were on

  22. Why do some nurses do this? And why are they allowed to?

    Farkinott replied to Town & Country's topic in General Nursing

    If the nurse is performing ok then why worry?! If they are a liability then you will need to tke action. My boss wants us to go to 12 hr shifts but I know that my milk of human kindness has well and...

  23. Dolly and the Queen

    Farkinott posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day. They both go before the angel to find out if they'll be admitted to heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the angel must...

  24. Australian nursing opinions. Wanting to migrate to AU someday.

    Farkinott replied to Jill1215's topic in International Nursing

    Melbourne is NOT a

  25. Bra shopping

    Farkinott posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a bra and set out to the mall in search of one in her size. She entered an upscale department store and approached the saleslady in lingerie, "Do...