Condoms

minneRN · Dec 10, 2004

:rotfl: :rotfl: I love it!!!! That's too funny! :rotfl:

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
The man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of three and asks, "Why are there three in this package."
The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a pack of six and asks "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers, "Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday."
"Wow!" exclaimed the boy. "Then who uses these?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March."

carvanaragon · Dec 10, 2004

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
The man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of three and asks, "Why are there three in this package."
The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a pack of six and asks "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers, "Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday."
"Wow!" exclaimed the boy. "Then who uses these?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March."

funny....

what is the difference between a condom and a parachute??????

answer:

when a parachute gets a hole on it, you bury a man. but when a condom has a hole on it, a baby is born.

Pattiecake · Dec 11, 2004

I loved your condom story. It really tickled my funny bone. :rotfl: :chuckle

I don't mean to take over your thread, but it jarred my memory and reminded me of a condom incident that I had. A few( ok, very many) years ago I was working in geriatrics...before the days of Texas catheters, believe it or not. We used to make our own rendition of what is today, a Texas catheter, using a foley bag and a regular condom and some tape. At any rate an orderly thought it would be fun to blow one up like a balloon, sneak up on me and pop it close to my ear. It caused a sudden deafness in my left ear. I was too embarassed to report it as a workers comp injury (mostly because I threw water on him and caused him to fall, and figured we'd both get fired for horsing around at work. That was in the days when you weren't allowed to have fun at work:nono: ) At any rate, my hearing has never been up to par in my left ear for the 20 or so years since that incident. I mean, how can you go to the doc and say "a condom was burst in my ear" :imbar