sharpeimom

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    What's the funniest most unusual baby name?

    sharpeimom replied to nirvana1's topic in Nursing Humor

    Nicolus
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    What's the funniest most unusual baby name?

    sharpeimom replied to nirvana1's topic in Nursing Humor

    Birth announcement: Wrengracealmond All I can say is,
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    Seriously?!?!

    sharpeimom replied to SuperNintendoChalmers's topic in School

    I'm having a severe case of the giggles too! My poor mother tried sooo hard to raise a
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    What's the funniest most unusual baby name?

    sharpeimom replied to nirvana1's topic in Nursing Humor

    It was in a birth announcement. Sorry! I'm absolutely NO help at
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    What's the funniest most unusual baby name?

    sharpeimom replied to nirvana1's topic in Nursing Humor

    J-UAN Yep! All caps plus a
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    March 2018 Caption Contest - Select $100 Winner!

    sharpeimom replied to Joe V's topic in News, Announcements

    That box of Lucky Charms must have been on
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    allnurses avatars

    sharpeimom replied to Davey Do's topic in Nursing Humor

    I'd love it if you'd do one for
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    What's the funniest most unusual baby name?

    sharpeimom replied to nirvana1's topic in Nursing Humor

    Grover It wouldn't be so funny if we hadn't had a dog with that
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    What's the funniest most unusual baby name?

    sharpeimom replied to nirvana1's topic in Nursing Humor

    The father's name is Raymond James ____. Son's legal name? Ryaj Grandson's name? Rayjjr All I can do is shake my head and say,
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    What's the funniest most unusual baby name?

    sharpeimom replied to nirvana1's topic in Nursing Humor

    How about Auroa Purple
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    "just" a school nurse rant

    sharpeimom replied to LikeTheDeadSea's topic in School

    It happens to psych nurses too! At a family dinner, a very bossy retired elementary school teacher aunt said when I was asked a "kid age" question, "Oh, she won't know the answer because she was just...
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    Responding to annoying co-worker who asks you to work for them every week?

    sharpeimom replied to NurseUnforgetable's topic in General Nursing

    I would refuse very firmly, tell her to give you more notice next time, and when she doesn't (as she won't) I'd just ignore her calls and messages after
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    Meaning of your username?

    sharpeimom replied to Flightless Bird's topic in General Nursing

    I was mom to a shar pei when I joined all nurses and am now mom to an adorable Staffy pup as
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    Clipping nails at nurse's station

    sharpeimom replied to BillieP's topic in General Nursing

    I worked inpatient locked department psych for too long to let a few fingernails bother me. Toenail clippings would be
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    Funny student interaction today...

    sharpeimom replied to ohiobobcat's topic in School

    A student with a question stopped by the house. He was wearing that lovely
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    Funny student interaction today...

    sharpeimom replied to ohiobobcat's topic in School

    I saw a t-shirt recently that I think this kid needs. It said, "Testicle Festival! Bring ALL the testosterone you can make!" No thanks! I'll just skip that one if it's
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    I got played by a kindergartner My

    sharpeimom replied to SaltineQueen's topic in School

    With one tooth I lost, the tooth fairy didn't turn a light on, and in the morning I was thrilled to find she had left me a $20 bill! That night my dad had been the tooth fairy's apprentice and had...
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    I got played by a kindergartner My

    sharpeimom replied to SaltineQueen's topic in School

    If the tooth keeps getting lost under the pillow, here's an alternate idea. Put the tooth in a glass, then put in the center of the kitchen table. Put a trail of soft breadcrumbs leading up to the...
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    Fall 2015 Article Contest Top 10: You Pick 4 Winners

    sharpeimom replied to tnbutterfly - Mary's topic in News, Announcements

    I
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    List the most frivolous complaints you've received

    sharpeimom replied to gardenpartyy's topic in Private Duty

    Not private duty, but a winner nonetheless. It was the only comment on the whole page when I received my very first ninety day evaluation on my first nursing job. I contested it. "Katherine does not...
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    Someone stole my shoes (somewhat of a rant)

    sharpeimom replied to ducky2000's topic in General Nursing

    Maybe I'm letting the thief off too easily but I almost always assume they need it worse or they wouldn't have lifted it in the first
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    Is this harassment by a family member?

    sharpeimom replied to Sea_shell's topic in General Nursing

    What about wrapping a towel or a bath sheet around your patient before leaving the
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    What's the funniest most unusual baby name?

    sharpeimom replied to nirvana1's topic in Nursing Humor

    At the vet's office: Fluffy. The only problem? Fluffy is a foxy and not the long-awaited
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    Dilute Urine Test?!?

    sharpeimom replied to meganec17's topic in General Nursing

    My nurse cousin had a similar experience. It had been a HOT day when it was difficult to drink enough to remain hydrated. He went for the routine drug test required of all employees on his unit when...
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    Shoes?! Socks?! Tights?! OH MY!

    sharpeimom replied to Jacqueline.Damm's topic in General Nursing

    You mean I have to wear shoes and socks?! Sigh I wore the old fashioned tie up the side ones. They were either Clinics or NurseMates. I forget which.They were ugly but they were comfortable and had...