sharpeimom

Nicolus Nicholas???

Birth announcement: Wrengracealmond All I can say is, "Huh?"

I'm having a severe case of the giggles too! My poor mother tried sooo hard to raise a lady!

It was in a birth announcement. Sorry! I'm absolutely NO help at all!

J-UAN Yep! All caps plus a dash!

That box of Lucky Charms must have been on sale!

I'd love it if you'd do one for me.Thanks!

Grover It wouldn't be so funny if we hadn't had a dog with that name.

The father's name is Raymond James ____. Son's legal name? Ryaj Grandson's name? Rayjjr All I can do is shake my head and say, "Huh?"

How about Auroa Purple Dawn?

It happens to psych nurses too! At a family dinner, a very bossy retired elementary school teacher aunt said when I was asked a "kid age" question, "Oh, she won't know the answer because she was just a psych nurse." Just?? Hummmppphhh!!!!! I'm so so...

I would refuse very firmly, tell her to give you more notice next time, and when she doesn't (as she won't) I'd just ignore her calls and messages after that.

I was mom to a shar pei when I joined all nurses and am now mom to an adorable Staffy pup as well.

When I go into our bathroom and immediately look for the I&O sheet. When I give our dog a Benadryl in pill pocket and immediately write them both down in the margin of the morning paper. If one of the cats or dogs gets a scratch or cut, I'll take...

I worked inpatient locked department psych for too long to let a few fingernails bother me. Toenail clippings would be marginal.

A student with a question stopped by the house. He was wearing that lovely shirt.

I saw a t-shirt recently that I think this kid needs. It said, "Testicle Festival! Bring ALL the testosterone you can make!" No thanks! I'll just skip that one if it's OK.

With one tooth I lost, the tooth fairy didn't turn a light on, and in the morning I was thrilled to find she had left me a $20 bill! That night my dad had been the tooth fairy's apprentice and had pulled the wrong bill out of his wallet. When I had m...

If the tooth keeps getting lost under the pillow, here's an alternate idea. Put the tooth in a glass, then put in the center of the kitchen table. Put a trail of soft breadcrumbs leading up to the glass on both sides. The tooth fairy (elf?) will eat ...

I voted!

Not private duty, but a winner nonetheless. It was the only comment on the whole page when I received my very first ninety day evaluation on my first nursing job. I contested it. "Katherine does not polish her shoe laces when she polishes her shoes....

Maybe I'm letting the thief off too easily but I almost always assume they need it worse or they wouldn't have lifted it in the first place.

What about wrapping a towel or a bath sheet around your patient before leaving the bathroom?

Arwilda

At the vet's office: Fluffy. The only problem? Fluffy is a foxy and not the long-awaited type.