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  1. High amounts of flatulence in Psych

    funnypharm posted a topic in Psychiatric

    I have worked nights on and inpatient Psych. ward for 3 years. Mostly Psychitzo effective. I have noticed a large amount of these people have extreme amounts of gas (flatulence). Now I'm not saying...

  2. Bipolar and going into nursing

    funnypharm replied to PghRN30's topic in General Nursing

    Some of the most passionate people who have created great things were bipolar. You just need to learn how to react to it when you know it is coming. Think of it as a flare up. My mother is bipolar and...

  3. Does anyone know if health care reform going to affect rn salaries?

    funnypharm replied to TobyLovesBetsy's topic in General Students

    Australian nurses turn to prostitution to pay the bills after the people vote to enslave the health care workers under universal health care. Single payer enslaved registered nurses to work for low...

  4. Drug seeking or real pain? How do you tell?

    funnypharm replied to JudyPRN's topic in Pain Management

    Since I believe that people own their own bodies and it is not my job to play God of morality, if a client says they are in pain... Then they are in pain! Obviously, if someone is already under the...

  5. "No self- respecting nurse"

    funnypharm replied to RNOTODAY's topic in Operating Room

    If a Doctor told me I was a glorified waitress, I would tell him that if that was true, then he was nothing more than an ATM for

  6. Alcoholism: disease or choice?

    funnypharm replied to HonestRN's topic in Addictions

    Addiction is a human condition and some are susceptible and some are not. Every addict has a choice drug and wither it is legal or illegal does not matter. Yes, it is a choice just like being skinny...

  7. Private healthcare does it best (C-span)

    funnypharm posted a topic in Activism, Healthcare

    Good argument for why private health care does it

  8. Private healthcare does it best (C-span)

    funnypharm replied to funnypharm's topic in Activism, Healthcare

    If I was you I would have went to the low cost clinics to help with the bills. I have been to both and with an appointment its around an hour wait. Because it's Govt run the receptionist are not...

  9. Private healthcare does it best (C-span)

    funnypharm replied to funnypharm's topic in Activism, Healthcare

    I think this is horrible! But your watching this with belief or "Faith" that the other option is better. Instead of scrapping what we have shouldn't we fix it so the school teacher with Leukemia can...

  10. Obama's health plan takes shape

    funnypharm replied to blue note's topic in Activism, Healthcare

    Looks like we will be getting that 25% VAT (value added tax) sooner than we thought. Every time a commodity moves it will be taxed. The problem is that Countries that have a VAT don't have the IRS....

  11. ATI Comprehensive NCLEX test?

    funnypharm replied to Becksalmost's topic in First Year After Licensure

    I took this test while in school and it said a had a 96% chance of passing the first time. I took the NCLEX and I passed on the first time. All I did after graduating was use the Saunders CD for 2wks...

  12. How are you using Saunders

    funnypharm replied to Lil_Mama4sho1's topic in NCLEX Exam, Programs

    I gave the book away and used the CD only. I just picked a category and took all the questions. After you answer the question you read the rational. Thats all there is to it. If you did this with all...

  13. Contaminated Scrubs..do you wear scrubs to the stores

    funnypharm replied to Nurseismade RN's topic in General Nursing

    people do not trust that nurses have common sense and knowledge of infection control? when did this start? i always have two sets of uniforms (since i'm moving from paramedic to nurse i'll say scrubs...

  14. Pearsonvue Trick Is this TRUE? Does it work every time?

    funnypharm replied to brichielpn08's topic in NCLEX Exam, Programs

    You successfully completed a nursing program in the United

  15. Pearsonvue Trick Is this TRUE? Does it work every time?

    funnypharm replied to brichielpn08's topic in NCLEX Exam, Programs

    Just because I'm NOSEY. I tried it. I tested for LVN a month ago in California and should have my results any day now. I went in to re-register and after entering my info it kicked me out. YIPPIE! I...

  16. Nursing Care Plan

    funnypharm replied to bmoseyyx3's topic in General Nursing

    yes, they are a pain in the rear. When I was in the LVN program I always wondered why there was not a class on nursing care plans and labs. I guess because you get a little bit with each system. I'll...

  17. Nursing Care Plan

    funnypharm replied to bmoseyyx3's topic in General Nursing

    When I hear (elderly, pain, surgery) I think of: Alteration in Bowel Elimination: Constipation Powerlessness Impaired Skin Integrity Impaired Physical Mobility Knowledge Deficit Self Care Deficit: *...

  18. Warning - excelsior students

    funnypharm replied to robertjankowski's topic in Online Distance Learning

    few years back book companies were scamming people. she would have started when this problem was ramped. they have a huge "scam alert" on their site (at least they did) many people have been dupped by...

  19. Jobless in California

    funnypharm replied to BABO's topic in California Nursing

    Oh yeah, jwf00 one more thing to add to the recipe: 1cup of 10% unemployment 1cup of many private LVN schools pumping out many LVNs lately 1cup of thousands of foreign LVN nurses competing for jobs...

  20. Online Schooling

    funnypharm replied to redfoxLPN's topic in General Nursing

    correct me if i'm wrong but www.excelsior.edu is not online except for a forum you can go into that is just for chatting with other students. it is or atleast was a correspondence program that is not...

  21. Jobless in California

    funnypharm replied to BABO's topic in California Nursing

    I believe many factors all put together have caused this. I see it as a recipe 1cup of 10% unemployment 1cup of many private LVN schools pumping out many LVNs lately 1cup of thousands of foreign LVN...

  22. Salary in San Jose

    funnypharm replied to Nurse008's topic in California Nursing

    yup... I am aware. I'm not in Kansas

  23. Salary in San Jose

    funnypharm replied to Nurse008's topic in California Nursing

    I went to school in LA and not in SJ and I noticed that there are more working from over seas than are from here. I guess the day of entitlement is over. I should be "lucky" to get a job in my own...

  24. Salary in San Jose

    funnypharm replied to Nurse008's topic in California Nursing

    I am a new nurse and will be working for the first time in SJ. I am a little worried about finding a job. I worked as a Paramedic for years but as a new nurse I'm hoping I can find a job. I'm just...

  25. LPN to RN bridge programs in Augusta, GA

    funnypharm replied to britt66's topic in Online Distance Learning

    Someone can correct me if I'm wrong but I had a college network representative visit with me here in California and all they have to offer in respect to LPN/LVN to RN is Excelsior and Indiana State....