Bortaz MSN, RN

CDI Supervisor; Formerly NICU

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    Kaplan RN to MSN Program?

    The what? I used to be a
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    New Grad NICU Support Thread

    The link to my sheet is in this thread and was still good as of last week. I'm also willing to email it if y'all would rather pm me your email
  3. I think feeling offended or hurt over anything that happens in the few short days a student is in clinical (or even in nursing school) is overreacting. This is a short, short, ugly process that all...
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    The nurses every co-worker hates

    There's a wide divide between being bubbly and standing there with a sour face looking like youre holding in a fart that just might be
  5. While I wouldn't of course wear toon scrubs, I sure do wish we weren't mandated to all wear these fugly wine
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    Heart breaking first shift in NICU

    I'll never forget the first baby I lost. Or really, any of them. It's often a rude awakening for new NICU nurses, some of whom have this image of sweet babies being cuddled. The NICU is an ugly place...
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    The nurses every co-worker hates

    There is a wide, wide gulf between "Mean & Rude" and "doormat". It doesn't have to be one or the other. Find a spot in the middle.I'm going to be honest and say that I despise giving report to...
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    Name Badges Worn Backwards

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    Name Badges Worn Backwards

    I don't intentionally wear my badge backwards, but some quirk of science makes it impossible to keep them right side up, now matter how many times I flip it around. Irrelevant, though, as I have my...
  10. Facebook is harmless. It's the idiotic nimrods that use it that are the
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    Well, now I've heard it all!

    People
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    Anything new in you're NICU

    Ha, same here! Sent from my iPad using
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    Floating?

    I was in almost exactly the same situation as yours, and I too refused to float. Hospital policy states that new nurses are not to be floating until they have 1 year experience.My manager was chapped...
  14. 24-26 weeks gestation neonate, less than 500-600 grams, High Frequency Jet Vent, Fentanyl-Dopamine-Versed-Dobutrex drips running. NPO, of
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    Low resting heart rate

    Pretty
  16. The links link back to your computer, and are therefore (luckily for you) unreachable by anyone here. Try mediafire or something like
  17. Try this link, should take you to the excel (xls) sheet I made. http://www.mediafire.com/?pqpuwb038a70o Sent from my iPhone using
  18. I have a good one available, that I made. If you both will send me your email addresses, I will be glad to send it along. I've sent it to many folks on this forum. If you don't feel comfortable...
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    What kind of experience did you have?

    I was a new grad with no nursing experience. Sent from my iPhone using
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    Ain't it the truth?

    The Adventures of Mighty
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    Ain't it the truth?

    You were in the breakroom more than once, Gitano? Typical manager. :) :)
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    Ain't it the truth?

    I'm doing great! My youngest grandkid is already nearly 5 months. The other 3 are gearing up for school to start in a few days.
  23. We're desensitized by
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    The Wisest Thing I've Ever Heard on Allnurses ...

    And god bless you all for your support. She's doing great, getting ready for school to start.
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    The Wisest Thing I've Ever Heard on Allnurses ...