Bortaz MSN, RN

CDI Supervisor; Formerly NICU

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    Transport

    Yeah, they'd like to, if I weren't dodging so quickly. There is no plan, no training, no common sense being
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    Transport

    *sigh*
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    Your Starting Salary?

    Note to self: Do not move to Indiana to take a nursing
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    It makes me nervous...

    And we have a governor who's trying to get the constitution amended so that they can return some of the 8.8 billion dollars in surplus.
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    I must make a confession

    So, if this hungry dude takes a tray, he's a thief. But you steal crackers and milk that aren't yours, and everything is groovy?
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    What do you think? Honestly

    I don't weigh 300+, but I'm tired at the end of a hard, busy 12 hour day. I've gone home slap worn out by one little baby the size of my hand. If you work hard, you're gonna be tired, regardless of...
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    Pod leader model?

    Our assignments are made by the off-going charge nurse...day shift charge assigns night nurses, night charge assigns day
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    Texas Board of Nursing Update

    My "quick results" were posted precisely 48 hours after the start of my test. My license was on the BON website precisely 48 hours after that. Yes. I was fanatically checking every minute around the...
  9. From my experience, you won't have any luck trying to apply in person, and absolutely will not be able to just approach a unit manager. Every facility I've dealt with the last 3 years require you to...
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    ET Tube suction.

    No,often lung sounds would not be enough, alone, for me to suction. There are times when you can hear that it's needed, but it's not always the
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    ET Tube suction.

    Especially for our microrottens, my rule of thumb is that we don't suction them unless we see stuff in the ett, or if the baby obviously needs it aeb desatting and other clinical presentations...
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    ET Tube suction.

    I hope to eventually move back to civilization at some point soon.
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    ET Tube suction.

    No protocol will stop some of these
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    ET Tube suction.

    As long as we're discussing sx and rt staff...I swear, I'm going to body slam the next rt that comes into my micropremies room, cranks open the bed, and tries to suction my baby while I'm steady...
  15. At my facility, at
  16. I love my career. I like a handful of my coworkers, have no respect for quite a few. I despise my current job. As to the coworkers, I'm not there to make friends. They are wholly irrelevant except as...
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    Really At Lost With My Girlfriend (Nursing Student)

    He stated in another thread that she's already failed a semester. In most schools, that's the final chance she'll get. Now he's pulling this emotional sabotage on her. I will not be surprised when she...
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    Pay vs. specialty

    I think it's the opposite of OPs theory, as a lot of hospitals pay a critical care differential (some HCA facilities pay up to $10/hr diff). Clinics and schools are known to sometimes pay far
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    Really At Lost With My Girlfriend (Nursing Student)

    These chicks are right. You need to grow up a little bit before you sabotage her nursing career. Nursing school is hard enough without someone constantly hanging on to the teat. I'm a dude, btw. So...
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    NICU Brainsheet

    Certainly. Sorry you're having a hard time with mediafire. I'm open to suggestions for better sharing sites if anyone has
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    Nicu transport

    We all thought
  22. I don't think you should do anything you hate. Especially don't think you should make that thing a
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    Best NICU textbooks, educational sources

    Amazon.com: Merenstein & Gardner's Handbook of Neonatal Intensive Care, 7e (9780323067157): Sandra Lee Gardner RN MS CNS PNP, Brian S. Carter MD FAAP, Mary I Enzman-Hines RN PhD CNS CPNP AHN-BC,...
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    NICU Brainsheet

    Certainly. Just send me your email address in a private
  25. I might...still trying to beat back the apathy and burnout from nursing school. Good luck to