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  1. C.n.a / L.p.n. R.n

    bedpan replied to Medic2005's topic in General Nursing

    Can't speak for anyone else, just what I have been told (And this is a question I have asked many times) I have found in talking with the nurses where I work that not a single RN who was first an LPN...

  2. A Woman's Perfect Breakfast

    bedpan posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Play Girl. And her...

  3. Understanding Women

    bedpan posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    I am sorry, but I am never going to be able to understand women. A case in point - How you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and yet be afraid of...

  4. A Woman's Perfect Breakfast

    bedpan replied to bedpan's topic in Nursing Humor

    Pan, you need to come out of the woodwork more often LOL - Between school (and yes I am enjoying the break) and work (and yes I am really enjoying that too!) I am also working on a lil' web site...

  5. A Woman's Perfect Revenge

    bedpan posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    "Cash, check, or charge?" I asked, after folding the items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled in her purse for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a TV in her purse. "So, do you...

  6. the dachshund

    bedpan posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet dachshund along for company. One day, the dachshund starts chasing butterflies and before long the dachshund discovers that...

  7. Clinical Abscences

    bedpan replied to colleen10's topic in General Students

    We have clinicals 2 days a week (8 hours per day) and are allowed to miss 12 hours of clinicals per semester This next semester (Our last!) we will have clinicals 3 days a week but still only allowed...

  8. Men in Nursing

    bedpan replied to Agnus's topic in General Nursing

    Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians! (Altho I may have mispelled her name) Loved that song! I do believe she is also known these days as Mrs Paul Simon

  9. Kids in Church

    bedpan posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    3-year-old, Reese: "Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen." A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a...

  10. Keystone Cops Student Nurses

    bedpan replied to suzy253's topic in General Nursing

    LOL Sorry - the laughter is more directed at me and my classmates as I remembered my first experience using the lift outside the lab! Yes, keystone cops is definately a good description! I wouldn't...

  11. 12 STD's of Christmas

    bedpan replied to Dave ARNP's topic in Nursing Humor

    :roll That was

  12. a lil' story

    bedpan posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    One day, a woodcutter was cutting the branch of a tree above a river -- when his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?" The woodcutter replied...

  13. Unsure where to post...so here it is

    bedpan replied to 2ndCareerRN's topic in Nursing Humor

    For those who can't access it (It comes up on Windows Media Player here - and takes a while to load on my dial-up) - This is a video clip shot by a couple idiots in a car who were obviously friends...

  14. Unsure where to post...so here it is

    bedpan replied to 2ndCareerRN's topic in Nursing Humor

    Amazing! I sat here and watched that at least a dozen times! It is hard to believe what some people will do! These idiots couldn't see this coming? In addition to taking out the hydrant and MAJOR...

  15. Job Fair

    bedpan replied to bedpan's topic in General Nursing

    Thank you

  16. Job Fair

    bedpan posted a topic in General Nursing

    I will not be graduating until the middle of May, but our entire class will be going to a huge Job Fair here in a couple weeks I am under the impression that recruiters for both various hospitals and...

  17. Best / Worst aspects of your program?

    bedpan replied to mitchsmom's topic in General Students

    hmmmmmmmmmmm good thread! I guess amoung the best aspects about my program would be : We have a small class - started out with 30 and only 21 are left so we get individualized attention - The...

  18. Job Fair

    bedpan replied to bedpan's topic in General Nursing

    Thank you for your reply I have interviewed a few times in my life for jobs, but never a nurseing job and have never been to any type of Job Fair This will definately be a new experience for me in a...

  19. becoming a cna

    bedpan replied to INNYC28's topic in School

    Med student huh? Bet you are going to be a great doctor to work

  20. becoming a cna

    bedpan replied to INNYC28's topic in School

    wow! just

  21. Just to make you smile

    bedpan posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Just to make you smile for a lil' Click n' Smile Tis doubtful you can take it for too long! But if you have children they will drive you nuts with this

  22. allnurses.com

    bedpan posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    There have been several threads posted recently concerning difficulties accessing this site - These threads could possibly be the first s/s of a very serious disease - I beg you to please, for your...

  23. Racial discrimination in Nursing....

    bedpan replied to Barbie38's topic in General Nursing

    From the starting page here on this board - allnurses.com - Nursing Discussion Board for Nurses Members: 33,961, Threads: 48,271, Posts: 580,759 To me that means that there are 33,961 individuals who...

  24. CNA training

    bedpan replied to JenW's topic in Michigan Nursing

    Another suggestion is to contact the various LTC facilities around you and ask them if they know of any training in the area - In our area a couple of the different facilities hold them onsite - If...

  25. Just to make you smile

    bedpan replied to bedpan's topic in Nursing Humor

    Glad I could share it And I am the same - The laughter of a lil' one is one of the most beautiful things on earth isn't