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Examples of how English is being used in different parts of the world: In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis. In another Japanese hotel room: Please to bat...

This one happened yesterday and I am typing it just as it was told to me - Yesterday morning one of the gentleman residents at our nursing home told one of my fellow nurses that his doctor had been by earlier and told him he was going to have the nur...

Cyberheart CardioTutorials - http://www.gwc.maricopa.edu/class/bio202/cyberheart/cardio.htm Learning Tools from Nursecom - http://www.nursecom.com/learningTools.html

Cyberheart CardioTutorials - http://www.gwc.maricopa.edu/class/bio202/cyberheart/cardio.htm Learning Tools from Nursecom - http://www.nursecom.com/learningTools.html

My all-time favorite stupid joke: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a peanut and jelly sandwich? You either get a peanut and jelly sandwich that never forgets or an elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth

"Who was that comedian with the monotone and expressionless face, who used to roll off those kind of jokes, usually one liners?" That was Steven Wright A couple more of his that are my all time favs I called information and asked where my other sock ...

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult ...

lol thanks jnette - Have been busy in the ~ugh~ real world

Here is the link to a great site along these lines - Engrish.com A few more: Cocktail lounge, Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR. Instructions for using a hotel air conditioner, Japan: IF YOU WANT TO BE COOL IN YOUR ROOM, P...

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this", said the man. "I was having a quiet...

The Rules of Chocolate If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands - you're eating it too slowly. Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit - so eat as many as you want. The problem: How to ge...

Little Zachary, a Jewish kid, was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything: tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning centers, in short, everything they could think of to help his math! Finally, in a last ditch effort, they to...

A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another farmer who had five male pigs he was going to sell. After talking a bit, they decided instead of selling them...

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her boyfriend. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded, "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty and full of Italians. You're cr...

Another thing - I was told by our school's secretary that schools can get the test results for free - So after the 48 hours was up I called the school and she pulled it up on her computer and told me the results right then! - And I wasn't expecting ...

For my references I used my Instructors and the DON at the hospital I worked at as a PCT while going to school (Just be sure you ask their permission first!) I also asked the manager of the department I was working in, and she told me she would be mo...

Yep - I know what you are saying exactly - Our Hep series cost $40 apiece (we got a discount) Then after I had finished the entire series, I found out that it didn't convert and I had to do the entire series over again! Luckily for me, by this time I...

Thank ya'll Have not been on much for a bit jnette - Started working at the local hospital back before Christmas on weekends - 12 hours a day every Sat. and Sun. along with school 5 days a week kinda cut into my online time! Hopefully as soon as I ge...

Somehow or another I accidently graduated. Pinning was Thursday night. Graduation with the rest of the college (not just the Nursing students) was yesterday. The paperwork for the state Board of Nursing and the NCLEX are all turned in and mailed off....

Thank you both very much (Am cheating again - ran away from the boxing and packing and ended up here in front of the puter) :)

Only about 4 weeks before graduation!!!!! (Which is why I haven't been here in a while - School 5 days a week while working 12 hours a day every Sat. and Sun. has not left me much time!) I have already visited several hospitals which interest me and ...

Great ideas! Thank you very much!

one of my all-time favorite bits of trivia - it is impossible to keep your eyes open when you sneeze and nope - I didn't try and lick my elbow - knew that one already :rotfl:

Joe Bob and Bubba were sitting on the porch a rockin' away and Joe Bob turned and asked "You heard anything from your boy off at that there college lately?" "Yup, I sure did - got a letter just tha other day" Bubba replies "Well how's he doin'?"...