PassionateOne

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1. Did You Know

   PassionateOne posted a topic in Humor

   Many years ago, in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled"Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"....and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The first couple to be shown in bed together on...

2. Gates Vs. The Auto Industry... Pretty Funny!

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   For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on............................... At a recent computer expo Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and...

3. Tweety Bird

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   A young girl brings her canary to the Vetanerian, because her dear friend hasn't chirped in a few days. After a few moments, the Vet says to the young lady that the bird has passed. The young lady says, " are you absolutely sure"? Tweety is such a ...

4. The Honeymoon

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   A mother had 3 virgin daughters who were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how...

5. 5 MORE Signs of Coffee Addiction

   PassionateOne replied to PassionateOne's topic in Humor

   You started the parade! Good One!!!

6. 5 MORE Signs of Coffee Addiction

   PassionateOne replied to PassionateOne's topic in Humor

   Half of the jokes I've posted are a reflection of me (men). For the record, I don't believe in bashing... It's not in my (excuse the expression) Blood! :-) Have a great evening, and thanks for the comment in keeping me Politically-balanced... Bes...

7. 5 MORE Signs of Coffee Addiction

   PassionateOne posted a topic in Humor

   6. You floss daily. Not to reduce plaque, but to get rid of the styrofoam particles. 7. The sleeping pills in your medicine chest are really "No-Doze". 8. You can't take a good crap on de-caf. 9. Your favorite coffe mug has a gyroscope to reduce...

8. Why Are We So Tired???

   PassionateOne posted a topic in Humor

   For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax build-up, poor blood or anything else I could think of. But now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked. Here's...

9. Veterinarian Humor... cute!!!

   PassionateOne posted a topic in Humor

   A young girl brings her canary to the Vetanerian, because her dear friend hasn't chirped in a few days. After a few moments, the Vet says to the young lady that the bird has passed. The young lady says, " are you absolutely sure"? Tweety is such a...

10. Did You Know???

    PassionateOne replied to PassionateOne's topic in Humor

    I was sucked-in Big-Time, guys!!!

11. Did You Know???

    PassionateOne posted a topic in Humor

    DID YOU KNOW? Many years ago, in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled"Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"....and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The first couple to be shown in...

12. Computer language Translations for Rednecks

    PassionateOne replied to gwenith's topic in Humor

    I also split my appendix in half... God that's some funny stuff... :-) Fred BTW-I'm not into making fun of people. We all have our strengths and weaknesses. I think God made us all a lil' humorous to show the lighter side of things. For instance....

13. The Worlds BEST Cookie Recipe

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    Fred Dudley's Special Cookie Recipe 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla Sample the Cuervo to check quality. ...

14. This Link Was So Funny that...

    PassionateOne posted a topic in Humor

    I had skid-marks on my Blood Pressure Test Results! Click or cut and paste the link listed below. ENJOY! http://worldzonepro.com/webdude/kozo.html

15. Is This Your Number...?

    PassionateOne posted a topic in Humor

    YOUR KIDS WILL LOVE THIS... 1. Key into the calculator the first 3 digits of your phone number (not area code). 2. Multiply by 80 3. Add 1 4. Multiply by 250 5. Add last 4 digits of your phone number 6. Add last 4 digits of your phone number ag...